Excellence Level: Bronze
Movie Pain: High - As exciting and lively as a dirt road
Riffing: Chuckle-Fest
Skits: Weak start, then becomes wildy funny

Bryant Halliday (Devil Doll's Great Vorelli) stars as Paul, a scientist with orange hair and killer panic attacks. He creates a teleporter, uses it on himself and develops the power to electrocute people.
     Dry as toast and bitter as tea, this little sleeping pill would have been unwatchable without the the guys in the theater seats. And even then, it's a struggle.
     England, it's customs and people, receive a well deserved spanking; M&TB also have fun with knickers, Lembach (he isn't staying by the way) and Servo's crush on Sheila -who spends the end of the movie dressed only in her underwear-
     As for the other half? After a long drawn out sequence with Pearl and her gang moving into Castle Forrester (again: less talk - more shorts, would have been my preference) the host segments improve with some nice movie related skits. I especially enjoyed the added touch of Servo's footsteps, during Crow's "Touch of Death" sketch.
     Not a great episode by any means and not an exciting movie in the least. But the Brainers have their moments and that makes this one a strong "Bronze-level" episode.

Host Segments
Intro: The wormhole sends the SOL back to present day Earth. Segment 1: The extended directors cut of the move to Castle Forrester. Segment 2: The bots "project" some of Mikes most beloved objects. Segment 3: Mike calls Lembach and Pearl reads the family diary. Segment 4: Crow has the touch of death and uses it on Mike! End: Tom and Crow make grant requests. Pearl reclaims her destiny Stinger: Lembach is staying

Notable Riffs
*"Oh no, they're going to make more British people" - Mike
*"The Golden Arches! He's McProjecting himself." - Mike
*"The great monsters of the cinema: Frankenstein's Monster! Dracula! Paul!" - Servo
*"The incredible, edible Earth" - Servo
*"Yeah, I always kill when I panic." - Servo
*"Um, driving she may be" - Servo
*"Dr. Hill?" - "Dr. Benny Hill?" - Secretary/Crow
*"You're an ugly, stupid Doctor" -Servo as Paul
*"The bickering explodes across the screen" - Crow
*"Yeah! No more tedious carrying rats across the room" - Crow
*"Shut up and get orange hair!" - Mike as Paul
*"Pat, I've been watching both of you" - "From the bushes" - Paul/Servo
*"I declare this movie suddenly great!!" - Crow
*"I can't get used to driving on this side, and I was born here" - Mike
*"Don't make me go to the larder and unseal a tin of whoopass" - Mike
*"Joy buzzer of death" - Crow
*"Don't point your diaper at me" - Servo as Sheila
*"Man, I forgot I had all this homework!" - Servo
*"One guy on the run" - Mike (singing)