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Ed. Jay Babcock, Arthur Magazine #1, October 2002 (free, http://www.arthurmag.com for further info)

From the publisher of Sound Collector, Laris Kreslins, comes a new tabloid style magazine, with a slightly broader focus than just obscure/experimental music (though there's some of that here).

For example, there is an interview with Arthur C. Clarke, the science fiction writer; a profile of BMX biker Mat Hoffman excerpted from his autobiography; an interesting piece on Texas art-rock band Lift to Experience (yes, you read that right, and shame on you for thinking nothing but ZZ Top comes from that sunbaked land), two of whose members, I must say, have ultimo Bear credentials (shallow, yes, but we knows it); an advice column from peculiar comedian Neil Hamburger (the adage about how, if one needs counsel from certain sources, one is deep in excrement comes to mind...); and ever so much more.

Oh, and it's also as stylish and well-laid out as the publisher's other (hopefully not former) project has always been. Definitely worth a deep perusal...

Ed. Gail O'Hara, Chickfactor #15, Fall 2002 ($7 US, 245 E. 19th St. #12T New York City, NY, 10003,http://www.chickfactor.com)

Pink-tinted this time, but definitely not some kind of cute ball of fluff (maybe a little gay, thanks to the presence of uberwoof L.D. Beghtol as one of the interviewees (and designer of the magazine layout), but that's a semi-good thing... :) ).

As usual, it is chock full of interviews, reviews and profiles of cool popsters that should be known by everyone (including Erin Moran, who is NOT the girl from HAPPY DAYS, and, tragically, I thought exactly the same thing...the worst part is, the picture even LOOKS a bit like the largely forgotten actress...); The Aluminum Group, continuing on the Pink tip (and the Family Values tip too - brothers, lovers or both?); German disco cultural terrorists Chicks on Speed; and an abundance in addition to these).

Nobody asks quite as many interesting questions that you won't find anywhere else of people you aren't likely to locate in many other publications as well - so read it, damn it!

Ed. Matt Dornan, Comes With A Smile #10, Spring 2002 ($16.95 CAN (includes a CD), 69 St. Mary’s Grove , Chiswick, London, W4 3LW, ENGLAND, http://cwas.hinah.com, [email protected])

Everyone’s favourite glossy, financially troubled British magazine that comes with a nifty CD has put out another issue (and, as is typical of its distribution in this far-flung corner of Britain’s former empire, I have obtained it just in time for the next one to appear, which I will presumably review some time next year).

It never fails to be interesting (how many publications can say they have interviewed someone while said individual is being shaken down by German airport security?) in its eclectic examination of experimental yet accessible musician types, and is stuffed with tons of reviews and layout/design to die for (along with the super-colourful covers, the depressingly small market for many of the artists within (many of whom could be superstars, though the example of history suggests that can be more of a curse than a blessing) and the CD that comes with many of the issues (usually stuffed with rarities), this probably accounts for the monetary woes plaguing this enterprise).

If you see it, buy it – you won’t be disappointed, and every issue sold increases the chances that Rolling Stone may finally give up, realizing it cannot compete. Now isn’t that a goal towards which to strive? J

Ed. P. Edwin Letcher, Garage and Beat #7 ($3.50 US, 2754 Prewett St., Los Angeles, California, 90031, USA, http://www.garageandbeat.com)

Edwin continues to document his obsession with garage and Beatlesy stuff, and this time with much better photo reproduction (he even comments on it in the editorial, which, had you read his magazine and that particular section before me and spotted the fake ad in it, you TOO could have won a very twisted CD - but you're too late, honeybunny *bwaaaahhahahaha*!).

He interviews the absolutely nifty grrrl-surf band The Neptunas, as well as the editor/label head of Italian 'zine/imprint Misty Lane; has Pammy Utterback of the aforementioned testosteroneless trio explain to the girl readers out there how to snag a drag racing man (hey, they often have beards and bellies (the drag racers, not the female readership...as far as I know), so, Bears? Buy and read up! :) ); profiles a most intriguing gentleman named Andy Tielman, a Dutch/Indonesian rocker from the 50s; writes at even MORE length about his fascination with Beatles contemporaries (inspiring me to order a record just to hear The Liverbirds, an all-female band from that era and genre); runs down a set of Raiders reissues in great detail; and so much more.

If you like garage rock, and even if you don't, it's a cool fanboy labour of love and a wealth of information. May it continue forever...

Ed. LarryBob, Holy Titclamps #18, June 2002 ($1 US for shipping (free in the San Francisco area), Box 590488, San Francisco, CA, 94159-0488, USA, www.HolyTitclamps,com, [email protected])

LarryBob, after far too long between issues, graces us with another hot number (this time in handy foldable newsprint, rather than the little booklet format).

As usual, he clues us in to many new queer publications/activities, and gives a voice to those who might otherwise not be heard (ah, nostalgia for Gene Loves Jezebel; accounts of HIV test results; bathroom, bathhouse and general cruising anecdotes; poetry; cartoons; and much, much more).

As a source for literary and personal essays, it is superb and, sadly, relatively peerless in the small, generally affordable marketplace.

It is also a long-term survivor, a rarity in this genre. Thirteen years…and long may it run…

Ed. Milo, Mutate #6 (free, 425 E. Laramie Lane, Bayside, Wisconsin, 53217, USA, www.mutatezine.com, [email protected])

Milo, for whom pronouns fail to serve, produces yet another eccentric-shaped issue (it’s sideways, about the width but twice the length of the average pamphlet). Somehow, it seems appropriate…and, once again, there is a new address (Milo points out that each issue has been sent out from a new location in the introduction to this prawn-filled installment (don’t ask)).

This time, there is an interview with precious pop band Dressy Bessy; a moving and intelligent piece on the plight of intersex children in a world intent on labelling everyone by sex and condemning ‘gender fucking mutants’; a vaguely amusing, but ultimately chilling, essay on the real-life perils of interaction with the police (remember – they are armed and dangerous – proceed with caution); a confession that our beloved editor has rock ‘n’ roll closet tastes (and who does not? I like Bananarama! I’ve said it, and I’m not ashamed…much…); a personal essay on how transphobia effected a relationship; and a rant about the evils of television.

Cool, and ever so orange to boot. J

Ed. Mike Stax, Ugly Things #20, 2002($12.95 CAN (it's a big glossy thing with many pictures, several in colour, and you'll get WEEKS of reading from it...) 3707 Fifth Ave. #145, San Diego, California, 92103, USA, Tel/Fax: 619.280.3008,http://www.ugly-things.com, [email protected])

A great big garage treasure chest!

Profiles of obscure bands; fond memories of departed greats (George Harrison, John Entwistle, etc.); lots of reviews; some veering off into oddities like Metal Urbain, the FIRST band to be on Rough Trade, who were an electronics-oriented project from France; and that's just scratching the surface!

Nearly two hundred pages of unwholesome goodness. I'm not giving away any more - you'll have to look at it for yourself.

Ed. Amy Schroeder, Venus #13, Summer 2002 ($3.75 US, P.O. Box 101076, Chicago, IL, 60610, ph/fax 773.227.9083, www.venuszine.com , [email protected])

There is either some real money behind this publication or a credit card that is eating a lot of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese©. It’s super-glossy, has a fashion spread and stickers, came with a poster, has many, many colour photographs and some big name interviewees.

It DOES, however, also have a lot of ads (nothing monstrously corporate, though, and very few that occupy full pages), so perhaps that accounts for it.

Anyway, I am hardly going to complain THAT much about a magazine that profiles The Breeders, Yoko Ono, Kim Gordon (I still love her, even if the bitch has my man…J, Ari Up from The Slits (!!!), Lydia Lunch, Sleater Kinney and Neko Case, and which does so with Sassy (pun intended) writing that Busts (again, forgive me) out with enthusiasm all over the place.

This is the fashion issue, by the way, so you also get some profiles of designers and some clotheshorse sessions (some of which feature garments a bit more costly than a similar feature from Bust, but are still, I suppose, very nice and stylish…what do I know, though? I’m a Bear – dip me in flannel and toss me to the furry boys…).

Noam Chomsky, 9-11 ($8.95 US/$13.50 CAN, Seven Stories Press, 140 Watts Street, NY, NY 10013,www.sevenstories.com, 2001)

A valuable document, both historically and ideologically, as it consists of interviews conducted  with the renowned political theorist/linguist author shortly after the events of September 11,2001.

Some of it is now outdated, of course (it is now reasonably clear that Osama Bin Laden was behind events); however, the principles discussed are still worth consideration, such as why the actions of a superpower that seem, to an objective viewer (not that there is such a being, really…but one can posit its existence, floating in space, a camera looking down and recording with a wide-open, all-encompassing eye…), parallel to the terrorism it claims to be fighting are not as roundly condemned (well, take a big hairy guess why, but it is still puzzling…), and why Western expansionism/imperialism is so disliked (and so labelled, when Western powers would likely regard their system as a natural product they are trying to sell at a profit…).

Provocative, and, in a time when Steve Earle is being condemned for daring to write a song that tries to understand John Walker Lindh (aka ‘The American Taliban’), an important voice of dissent, which is, last time I checked, a value democracies are SUPPOSED to support (and, no, I don’t accept the premise that one should suspend such liberties if one’s state has decided it is at war).

Ed. Robin Fisher, What’s Wrong? Explicit Graphic Interpretations Against Censorship: A Benefit for Little Sister’s Defense Fund ($16.95 US/$21.95 CAN, Arsenal Pulp Press, 103-1014 Homer Street, Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada, V6B 2W9, www.arsenalpulp.com, 2002; learn more about Little Sisters Bookstore at www.littlesistersbookstore.com)

On the subject of suspending liberties…this collection of variously obscene, provocative or profane comic strips/illustrations is a benefit put together for Little Sisters Bookstore, a British Columbia bookseller that has been combatting ‘our’ friendly state censors/gatekeepers for more years than it should possibly have had to (winning victory after victory in court, only to get targeted again because the courts just say ‘naughty, naughty’ instead of, oh, saying that the whole freaking government agency MUST BE STOPPED – I suppose it would be unreasonable and unrealistic to expect that from a legislature appointed by the State, but still…one can dream…).

All the usual suspects are here and then some (GB Jones’ reconfigurations of Tom of Finland iconography into queer-female-empowering porn; Allison Bechdel’s witty dissection of lesbian power politics (uh oh – possible implied penetration, Canada Customs – red alert!!!); immature, disgusting and brilliant snuff porn by Howard Cruse; some S&M by Michael Manning; a side-splitting parody of smarmy Christian propaganda comics by Tommy Kovac; and the inevitable Tom of Finland cartoon showing a Mountie about to be, well, mounted), as well as a well-thought-out foreword and argument against Canada Customs’ increasingly unwelcome and pointless work.

Prurient AND thought-provoking – does Canada Customs know about this? Probably, and they are likely (just) smart enough to know that stopping it would buy right into the arguments against its insidious crimes. Read and learn (or not)...

 

Brian Howald, Blast-Off: Wernher Von Braun and the Making of the V-2 Rocket ($24.95 CAN/$17.95 US, Bookworm Literary Productions, P.O. Box 2095, Kingston, Ontario, Canada, K7L 5J8, 2002)

Brian is an acquaintance of mine who has self-published three books before this one; The Chopper of Lucy Electra, a sort of feminist murder mystery set in the 1950s; Sawdust and Spangles, a Civil War potboiler; and Moonrider, a book about one of the last men to walk on the Moon.

He continues in the literary biography mode this time, in telling the story of contentious German rocket scientist Wernher Von Braun (whose first association for me is with the biting Tom Lehrer song, which does not get a mention here).

Mr. Howald’s command of grammar and spelling, which has been uneven in the past, has improved remarkably here, and he has clearly done his research, while attempting to tell a balanced tale that avoids either making von Braun unequivocally into a Nazi tool or letting him entirely off the hook (neither approach would likely be historically accurate, at least from the man’s OWN point of view).

If you have a history buff on your wish list who also doesn’t mind a fair amount of literary and speculative technique being applied to the accounting of events, this is definitely the volume for you!

Robrt L. Pela, Filthy: The Weird World of John Waters ($23.99 CAN, Alyson Publications, www.alyson.com, 2002)

It is an attempt by the author to understand the work of noted infamous movie director Mr. John Waters (famous for Hairpsray, Pecker and, goodness knows, Pink Flamingos, and for introducing Divine to the world), both by watching it and by visiting his background, home environment, etc. Of course, he makes it clear he did not really try to speak to Mr. Waters, and only briefly spoke to any of the surviving members of Dreamland Productions, the 70s and 80s collective that was responsible for the depraved works of cinema.

The best part of the book is the contentious summaries of the movies, complete with theories about symbolism, high and low points and trivia, though the stab at looking for recurring themes and devices was occasionally interesting.

Does Robrt (and, no, tragically, it is not a typo – I hope it is not some gay male equivalent of the girl who signs her name Cyndi with a heart over the ‘I’, when you just know she’s Cynthia Schwartz…) ultimately get into the mind of John Waters? No – as an Amazon.com reviewer rather snippily stated, the writer seems to think that he can understand the director just by virtue of their both being gay, and that doesn’t pan out. However, it’s still an interesting trip, and proof that Baltimore has some oddballs even Mr. Waters might run screaming from… J

ed. Ian Phillips, Lost($24.95 CAN, Princeton Architectural Press, 37 East 7th St., New York, NY, 10003, USA,http://www.papress.com, [email protected] for more info on Mr. Phillips' work, 2002)

Well, it's a collection of lost and found pet posters from around the world, which were originally compiled by Ian, who is a zinester and the publisher of small press Pas De Chance Books, who finally had to go to a (semi)corporate source to get an updated edition out.

The compromise was worth it. It's a delightful, sometimes funny (once in a while, one assumes the humour is meant to be there...) and sometimes heart-tugging collection. The love some people spend on their animals can be alternately creepy and affirming of the worth of the human species.

Cringe in terror at the suicidal cow who hangs out around steakhouses; ponder the mystery of a half Siamese, half normal cat; discover that some people are REALLY serious about making sure the rightful owner gets the pet back when they've FOUND the beast (do YOU have five official pieces of ID on you?); and just generally have a good/entertaining/sociologically instructive time reading.

Salman Rushdie, Step Across This Line ($37.95 CAN, Alfred A. Knopf Canada, www.randomhouse.ca, 2002)

Not quite as urgent or focused as Imaginary Homelands, his previous collection (which came out at a time that concerns with nationalism, censorship and identity were perhaps much more central to the author’s life), this is still a good sampling of essays, op ed pieces and scholarly works.

It ranges from an analysis of The Wizard of Oz to an appreciation of U2 to a hilarious Dr. Seuss parody… and it also reveals the truth of his exile (which, I must confess, I had some of the misconceptions about its conditions which the right-wing press had spread as well…).

Not a light read – bur certainly a provocative one.

Matthew Tinkcom, Working Like A Homosexual: Camp, Capital, Cinema ($28.50 CAN, Duke University Press, Box 90660, Durham, NC 27708-0660, 2002)

I am not very good at or patient with academic writing, especially when I discover that enormously-worded treatises contain concepts that I both understood in Grade 9 and figure I could phrase more clearly now, and possibly even then.

I did get a bit of a headache reading this book, therefore, and I am not entirely sure it had to be even as relatively-few-in-scholary-circles pages as 194, but the idea grabbed me.

The book tries to analyze the films of Vincente Minelli (a mostly musical director, daddy to Liza and husband to mama Judy Garland – hmmm, instant camp and gay credentials, even if he weren’t a big old fag himself…); Kenneth Anger (director of rather arty homoerotic pictures – I found it interesting that it failed to mention he played the infant in Midsummer Night’s Dream, a camp classic in and of itself of the 1930s – oh, missed opportunity, thy name is academia…); Andy Warhol (again, the links to Candy Darling, Jackie Curtis and even Miss Lou Reed are not as exploited as they could be) and John Waters (well, you’ve hit a camp goldmine there, and that section is, of course, the most developed, if only because there is simply a wealth to work with).

The gist of the argument in the book, which is only marginally a Marxist take, is that camp is about making surplus value out of trash, and seizing the means of destruction while, paradoxically, still producing something. Oooh – holy dialectic, Batman!!

Track down a queer theorist with a background in Marxism and have him go over the book with you. When I concentrate very hard, I can get things from this book, and its analysis of queer subtext in Minelli’s works is perceptive…however, it could just be written in much plainer English and make just the same provocative points.

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