MY HEROES ALWAYS HAVE BEEN PONYBOYS #7, LATE 2002
– poetry.WHY I DO NOT SHOW UP ON GAYDAR (SEVERAL POSSIBLE EXPLANATIONS) – well, really, the title says it all…
THE ROCKIN’ ENIGMA AND THE BOOGIE-WOOGIE WHO? – songs you haven’t heard of and won’t care about, even though I do * sob *.
PLEASE GET HELP – Canada Customs has been naughty again, and Daddy Timmybear HAD to spank…
I GOT YER BOOKS RIGHT HERE, CANADA CUSTOMS – stuff I was reading just before they kicked down my door and confiscated it (kidding – fortunately…)
DJ’S SPINNING, I SAID ‘MY MY’ - vinyl and plastic things Canada Customs wouldn’t find while raiding a sex shop looking for dirty magazines…
SPOOKY PARALLELS BETWEEN THE WORLD OF ROCK AND ITS ENEMIES (BE THEY PUTATIVELY WITHIN ITS FRAMEWORK OR OUTSIDE WORKING ON ITS DESTRUCTION) – once more, the title’s the thing…
