GET YOURSELF CHUCKED OUT OF A GIG

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shout obscenities at the headlining band (unless you like them!)

grope various gig people before checking the person was gay \ straight...

grope various gig people before checking the person can't kick the s**t out of you

stage dive onto the security instead of the crowd

sexually molest the security - (no wait, surely that's been done right?! ;)

use deadly \ heavy objects (e.g.; napalm) in the mosh pit

take out your wide screen, panoramic, extra zoom, and most importantly extra flash video camera...