I think Halo should go on Big Brother,
get locked in with their fans and ex lovers
i'd make the tasks so lame
that it'd turn them all insane,
and go nominate all of the others!
Written by: Moderator Added: July 2002

There once was this fab band called Halo
who destroyed each stage that they played on
With "Echoes" on cue,
and "Only For You"
they look set for world domination
Written by: Moderator Added: July 2002

There once was this cool band sent freebie,
that sent me the fab Still Here EP,
though i'm sorry to say
now my neighbours moved away
because ever since ive played it on repeat!
Written by: Moderator Added: July 2002

There once was this great band from Bristol
who won over fans oozing rock cool,
they'll soon sell out Wembley,
forget all their groupies
and buy mansions, flash cars and huge pools!
Written by: Moderator Added: June 2002

There once was a frontman named Graeme
who had groupies from lands end to
and during their moshing
he'd hand them his washing
and deliberately forget to pay 'em!
Written by: Moderator Added: June 2002

There once was a mini mohican
bleached weekly and combed to perfection
it couldnt compare
to 80's punk hair
but bless it, its ones in a million.
Written by: Moderator Added: March 2002

I think Halo should be on the Simpsons
and corrupt all the kiddie Springfield-ians
Blue haired Marge (the secret punk)
and Mo would get everyone drunk
and make "Vampire" the soundtrack for millions!
Written by: Moderator Added: March 2002