Dennis Kresse - 12/27/00 18:53:20
My Email:[email protected]

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Hello, Just greetings from germany! Dennis Kresse

[Ed: Hey Germany, whazzup?]

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Hi! I just wanted to say that Chumbawamba is the best, I love Chumbawamba, and Dunst is the sexiest guy on earth! I also have a question; I would like to have your autographs. How / What shall I do? You're the best! Love, Jennifer

[Ed: I'll trade my autograph for money, sexual favors, or more-or-less anything cool. Caveat emptor. Y'know, I always thought Boff was the sexiest.]

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If your site is the most anal then I am obviously a very anal person! Followed Chumbawamba for more years than I care to admit, just returned back from seeing them in Oxford last night, good gig though crap sound and the news that yet another baby is due and another missing link on stage... arghhh!

[Ed: Aargh!]

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I GET KNOCK[ED] DOWN BUT I GET UP AGAIN[,] YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO KEEP ME DOWN

[Ed: Uh, O.K.]

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Coolest Chumbawamba fan site, man. Keep it up. Ragu.

[Ed: Thanks.]

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Anyone know where I can get the rare music of Chumbawamba from? I have all the regular stuff, plus Jesus H. Christ, and some demos. But I'm really after obscure b-sides, tracks from rare compilations, and early punk stuff that never saw light of day on CD.
BTW, I saw them two nights ago at Wolverhampton and they were excellent as usual--I must have seen them about 20 times now since 1991 when I first saw them at Reading Festival!

[Ed: Look at the .MP3 archive; it has about everything, plus it's free.]

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Saw the band at Cambridge yesterday (16-NOV-00), first time at a small venue. Blew me away.

[Ed: I know what you mean.]

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The millions of votes you promised to secure through The All New Q-25 Website failed to materialize; therefore, I must ask for my money back.

[Ed: Check's in the mail.]

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Up the worker's or sumat. Yes, Ann, IT'S ME TONY.

[Ed: Yes, Ann, IT'S HIM, TONY.]

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After just finding out how chumbafucknut or however you pronounce the shitty ass band ripped off Enter Sandman, Metallica's legendary song which is not deserved to be played by anyone but them, I have decided that you and every other motherfucker that lik s chumbawamba and has a website should burn in hell and I hope all your websites get fucked up along with the band.

[Ed: Yeah, Chumbafucknut totally spews. Of course, with all the money Metallica makes off their super-copyrighted and highly protected legendary music, I'm sure they'll sue the shit out of Chumbafucknut so fast it'll make those Chumbaheads spin, and hen we'll see who's the fuckin' boss! METALLICA RULES! THEY KICK MY ASS! I'D DIE FOR LARS! FUCK YEAH! PREACH ON BROTHER CHRIS HORN! By the way, some grammar classes wouldn't hurt... if you can afford them after buying all the required and legendary etallica albums.]

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[Ed: No response]

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They've always got something to say and what they say DOES make a difference. Keep up the struggle, pass it along.

[Ed: I'm passing it, I'm passing it!]

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Chumbawamba kicks ass y'all. Don't dis anarchists.

[Ed: Aw, you anarchists are all the same...]

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I think CHUMBAWAMBA is a sick band and they also have a very sick website.

[Ed: Yeah, they're totally sick, they make me want to puke. In fact, I think I will puke... bleeargh...]

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hey you! outside now! i like it i like it! shhh...

[Ed: I like it, too]

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Hail Hitler

[Ed: Aw, go fuck yerself.]

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Unstable condition; a symptom of life in mental and environmental change. Atmospheric disturbance--the feverish flux of human interface and interchange. The impulse is pure--sometimes our circuits get shorted by external interference. Signals get cross d and the balance distorted by internal incoherence. A tired mind become a shape-shifter, everybody need a mood lifter, everybody need reverse polarity. Everybody got mixed feelings about the function and the form everybody got to deviate from the norm. An ounce of perception--a pound of obscure, process information at half speed. Rewind, replay, warm memory chip, random-sample, hold the one you need. Leave out the fiction, the fact is this friction will only be won by persistence. Leave out conditio s, courageous convictions will drag the dream into existence. A tired mind become a shape-shifter, everbody need a soft filter, everybody need reverse polarity. Everbody got mixed feelings about the function and the form, everybody got to elevate from t e norm.

[Ed: C'mon, now, are you the real Neil Peart?]

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Pretty nice page, hee hee, fight for anarchism all over the world, now!

[Ed: Hee hee]

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Re: The Aanus page. Finally! Truth on the Internet!
--M. Bitsko

P.S. Hey, A.H.! Hope it was worth it! Enjoy your life!
P.P.S. Agent Q-25: Third time's the charm. Congrats! She should'a been the 1st but life's funny sometimes. (Not funny "ha ha"; funny "Aanus is a prick.")

[Ed: All the support... it makes me... misty-eyed... sniff... sniff... When are we goin' shootin' 'gin?]

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Please tell me if Chambawamba has a song called "I Get Knocked Down" or something with those lyrics.

[Ed: Uh... yeah... something like that...]

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I loved it. The passion, the humor, the stark bone-severing reality. It all came together in one simple web page. I mean, where else are you going to see a talking Aanus? Besides HBOC of course...

[Ed: Heh heh, he said 'Aanus', heh heh...]

Comments: I'm the second-biggest fuck-up in the world.

[Ed: You liar--you're the FIRST-biggest!]

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Wow, dude, way to do a page!

[Ed: So, like, totally!]

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Doesn't mean much, it doesn't mean anything at all / The life I've left behind me is a cold room / I've crossed the last line from where I can't return / Where every step I took in faith betrayed me / And led me from my home

[Ed: It all turned out for the best.]

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I love Chumbawamba! Where can I get the .MP3 for "Top of the World"?

[Ed: Sheesh, that would be, like, illegal and stuff. But you might want to try hillstrom.iww.org/~clark.]

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Fantastic! I'm not quite sure how I got here but it is great although I may get thrown off the sixth form computers they don't particularly like lesbians looking up stuff about homophobia. Nevermind freedom of speech and all that! Well done I'll keep list ning.

[Ed: Good luck in sixth form, Hayley25.]

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This site is awesome! it has preaty colors and enough Chumbawamba stuff to make anyone happy!

[Ed: Why thank ya!]

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Virgin Mary was tired, so tired / Tired of listening to gossip, gossip and complaints / They came from next door / And the bewildered stream of chatter / From all sorts of, all sorts of untidy whores / Came from next door, came from next door / But some m rror chosen from the rest / But the dissappointed runs with their guests / Never would be invited to the funeral rose garden / But their choice don't seem to matter / They got swollen breasts and lips that putter / And the choice of matter in the scream of chatter / Is just a little parasitic scream of whores / Screaming whores / In the rose garden funeral of sores / Virgin Mary was tired, so tired / Of listening to gossip, gossip and complaints / In the, in the rosegarden / Rosegarden funeral of sores

[Ed: Ah yes, the Rosegarden funeral of sores... been there twice myself...]

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Cute Family!!!

[Ed: Thanks!]

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Nice page, I guess, but cryin' won't help you and prayin' won't do you no good, 'cause when the levee breaks, momma you got to move, yeah. All last night, I sat on the levee and moaned, a'thinkin' 'bout my baby and my happy home...

[Ed: Yeah, me too.]

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Haven't finished but looks excellent what I have seen. KP

[Ed: Thanks]

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Butch is gonna whup yer ass, Clark! *grin*

[Ed: I keep hoping!]

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Nice page. The FAQ is very cool, but the notes should be super-scripted so they're less annoying when you're reading through it. How often do you update this page? You should put in links to CD-NOW, too, so you can make some money from people buying Ch mbawamba CDs because of your page.

[Ed: Uh... yeah.]

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Pretty darn good page you have here. There are 3 kinds of people, those who can count, and those who can't.

[Ed: I have no response to that...]

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Love you web page. Question are you the same Q-25 that Boff was refering to from a chat transcript? If so have you ever met the band, or some members? Keep up the excellent work. Oh, is that a tatoo on Dustan's arm, or your fingerprint? Ciao

[Ed: Yeah, same Q-25, yeah, met the band, oh, and it's a tattoo.]

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Good god, you were fantastic. Calling Jesus, puh-lease!

[Ed: Why thank you.]

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I called you after midnight, and ran until I burst. I passed the howling woman and stood outside your door. We walked around the lake and woke up in the rain and everyone turned over, troubled in their dreams again.

[Ed: That howling woman has been getting downright bothersome, I tell ya.]

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Thanks for signing my guestbook. I can't say much about your "friends" but mine were kidding... How many hit lists are you on? That's it. Oh, and my shoes are cooler than any of yours...

[Ed: Your shoes are NOT cooler than mine.]

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You've got my GODDAMMED GUITAR! You Mother-FUCKER! Jesus, I wish I didn't hate Richard Cole so much, or I'd have him come over and break yer FUCKING LEGS!

[Ed: Ha ha ha, I gots yer axe!]

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Shoes... Shoes... SHOES! My God, the shoes! Shoes. Shoes? Schoessssssss. Shoes. Shoes. Shoes. Shoes. Shoes. Shoes. Shoes. Shoes. Shoes. Sh-sh-sh-shooooes. Shoes. SHOES. Shooooooes. Shoes (I have a theory that any single word, repeated ad nauseum, is inherently funny).

[Ed: Your theory needs some work...]

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Per your earlier inquiry, the total amount will come to about $2,500... please note that we accept cash only, and you will not receive a receipt or warranty.

[Ed: Check is in the mail.]

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Hey, man, fine site. I just wondered why you haven't put a photo up of that flame-top you nicked from Jimmy in the 70's? I realize it's just been sitting in your basement gathering dust, but you really ought to show the world, dude--it's a fine piece of work and all. I also think that the statute of limitations for grand theft is probably up by now, man, so you probably wouldn't even go to jail or anything. So, get that old thing out, take a damn digital photograph, and add it to this freakin' web page hombre.

[Ed: No way, bunghole!]

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This site sucks--there are no pictures of me! What gives?

[Ed: You're old and fat, dude--get your own web page.]

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[Ed: NAK]

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You bastard! They told me you were dead, and here I find you have a flourishing web site and are currently accepting e-mail. I'll never forgive you for this, you cold-hearted deciever! You should also know that I've contacted the Office of Recovery Ser ices (on behalf of myself and several of the other girls here). Your secret government agencies and religious fanatic friends won't be able to help you now! Won't you please forgive me and come home? Oh, Q-25, I miss you so. Oh-h...

[Ed: Geez, honey, get over it already.]

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My child, your web site is greatly improved from when I found it beaten and bleeding by the side of the road. It is good to see that you have come unto Christ, and accepted Him as your Lord and Savior. I counsel you to put away the childish things of th s world, and have an eye single to the greater glory of God. I now say unto you that the Chumbawamba pictures kick ass, and the discography is astoundingly complete. And remember that you still owe me $50 for that Papal Blessing--there's no getting arou d that, you gormless prang. All of these blessings I pronounce upon your web site, secret agent Q-25, in the name of our humble Redeemer, the Lamb of God, our very Savior Jesus the Christ. Amen.

[Ed: Thanks, padre.]

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Arrrrgh! Where be the wenches? And a bit of ale? This damnable in'ernet ain't what was promised to ol' Cap'n O.T. Don't ye have pictures of those large breasted women? The kind that ol' Cap'n O.T. dreams of during those long sea voyages? Damn yer hide man I'll hang ye from the mizzen mast if ye don't show the ol' Cap'n a few of them little beauties.

[Ed: You might want to check out my members-only web site.]

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It's good to find that you've finally fixed the logbook you landlubbin', hook-handed, scurvy dog.

[Ed: Yeah.]

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Got your web site address from the Chumba mailing list. Will give you further comments after I've had a look at your site

[Ed: Still waiting for those further comments, Richard...]

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Hey Clark, cool page. I like the shoes!

[Ed: Thanks, me too.]

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Great pics of the band. Can't say the same about u! ;-)

[Ed: Oh, way to hurt my feelings... sniff...]

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This web page is lame.

[Ed: I concur.]