PART 4
You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a flyswatter.
Your property has been mistaken for a recycling center.
You boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
You burn your yard raher than mow it.
You think the Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they dont want it.
You come back from the dump with more than you took.
The trunk of your car is tied down and your not hauling anything.
You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
You've ever been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys.
You think a subdiision is part of a math problem.
You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
Your kids take a siphon hose to show and tell.
You took a fishing pole to Sea World.
You go to the stock car races and dont need a program.
You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.
You have a rag for a gas cap.
Your father excustes the "Pull my finger" trick during Christmas dinner.
Your house doesn't have curtains but your truck does.
You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.
You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
You sit on your roof at Christmas time hoping to fill your deer quota.
