SEX
You woke me up for that?
Did I mention the video camera?
Do you smell something burning?
Try breathing through your nose.
A little rug burn never hurt anyone!
Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant?
Sweetheart, did you lock the back door?
But whipped cream makes me break out.
This is my first time .....today.
Can you please pass me the remote controll.
Do you accept Visa?
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On second thought, let's turn off the lights.
And to think-I was really trying to pick up your friend!
So much for mouth-to-mouth.
Try not to leave any stains, okay?
Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober.
It's just a little trik I learned at the zoo.
Do you get any premium movie channels?
Try not to smear my make-up, will ya!
But I just steam-cleaned the couch.
Got any penicillin?
But I just brushed my teeth.
Smile, you're on Candid Camera!
I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs!
I want a baby.
So much for the fulfillment of sexual fantasies.
Why am I doing all the work?
Maybe we should call Dr. Ruth.
Kid you know the celing needs painting?
I think you have it on backwards.
When is this supposed to feel good?
Put that blender back in the kitchen where it belongs!
You're good enough to do this for a living.
Is that blood on the headboard?
Did I remember to take my pill?
Are you sure I don't know you from somewhere?
I wish we got the Playboy cahnnel.
That leak better be from the waterbed.
I told you it wouldn't work without batteries.
But my cat always sleeps on that pillow.
Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?
If you quit smoking you might have more endurance.
No, really...I do this part better myself.
It's nice being in bed with a woman I dont have to inflate.
This would be more fun with a few more people.
You're almost as good as my ex.
Do you know the definition of statutory rape?
Is that you I smell or is it your mattress stuffed with rotten potatoes?
