| *Piper: Wait! I've got buns in the oven! Phoebe: (to herself) you're not kidding. *Phoebe: okay, i can't hold this in any longer. You're name isn't Piper, which is the good news. You're really Hectate, Queen of the underworld. You're pregnant with a demon child, which means, I'm afraid I have to kill you. Piper: what? 1.07 "The Fourth Sister" *Phoebe: The cat, right. Four legs and fur. I remember. *Phoebe: Piper, am I a boyfriend theif? Piper: totally. Phoebe: Besides Roger, whom again, Prue, I never touched. Piper: my boyfriend, Billy Wilson. Phoebe: Billy Wil.... 8th grade Billy Wilson? Piper: you kissed him at homecoming. Phoebe: No I dod not kiss him. I was helping him find a contact lense. Piper:Oh, please. you were all over him with your breasts all... whatever. Phoebe: I didn't even have breasts back then. Piper: Phoebe, you've always had breasts. *Piper: Phoebe? Work? No, no, no, no, no. She's probably at her gay and lesbian group right now. *Phoebe: Wait, Leo. What did Piper say to you? Leo: uh, it doesn't matter, really. Forget it. Phoebe: well, whatever she said, you probably take it with a grain of salt because sometimes her medication makes her say the strangest things! But, not to worry, her shrinks are on it. Leo: Shrinks? 1.08 "The Truth is out There... and it Hurts." *Prue: you're only into Leo because Piper is. Phoebe: That's so not true. I'm wounded. *Prue: Is this leaded? (Piper hands her a cup of coffee) Piper: nope. Prue: It's not? Piper: never has been. I just sat it is because it's ridiculous to make two pots of coffee when you're the only one who drinks diesel. *Piper: Leo, what do you think about women who make the first move? Leo: I'm still waiting for it to happen. (Piper kisses him) ahh... how do you feel about guys who make the second move? Piper: Love 'em. *Phoebe: I don't understand. Am I the only one in this family who inherited the "take a chance" gene? Piper: Probably, because if I remember my biology correctly, it's attached to the "can't mind my own business" gene. 1.09 "The Witch is Back" *(scene: Piper, Leo and Phoebe are in the kitchen. Phoebe accidentally knocks over a pot of tea) Piper: Leo? Phoebe: Frozen. Quick, have your way with him. *Melinda Warren: But how do you keep your legs warm? Piper: we drink coffee. *Phoebe: I was not a troublemaker. I was just... Piper: a pain Phoebe: a free spirit Prue: a handful. 1.10 "Wicca Envy" *Phoebe: oh, look. a front clasp bra. She means business. *Phoebe: If you ran an employment agency, wouldn't you want me? Prue: Maybe, but I'd definately want my suit back. Phoebe: No, this is part of your old wardrobe. I'm just recycling. Prue: The environment thanks you. *Phoebe: Prue is right about Rex, which means, I'm dating a warlock. Piper: been there, done that. 1.11 "Feats of Clay" *Clay:You were right to leave me. Phoebe: ohh, and the conversation turns. *Phoebe: Come on, Come on, come on, i will, uh, what will I do? I'll cook you dinner! Prue: don't threaten me. Next Previous Home |