PALINDROMES

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Sir, I stab a bat's iris.

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Noami won a Toyota; now I moan.

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Amoral anal aroma.

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Fool a devil I did; I lived aloof.

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Live for a war of evil.

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Sex of deified foxes.

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Tulsa departed; a cadet raped a slut.

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Pupil slip-up.

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Deep in a pan I peed.

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MY FAVORITE JOKES

1. If the groups the Cars, the Doors and Styx formed a band, they'd be the Car Door Styx.

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2. Q. Why do golfers wear two condoms?

A. In case they get a hole in one.

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3. Q. What do you get when you cross a rooster with a telephone pole?

A. A twenty-foot cock that wants to reach out and touch someone.

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4. The K.K.K. are a bunch of sheetheads.

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5. Q. Why did the snowman unzip his fly?

A. The snowblower was coming.

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6. Q. Is wetting your bed a sign of mental illness?

A. Yes. Psychosis starts with a silent P.

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7. Q. Did you hear the joke about the jump rope and the vacuum cleaner?

A. Skip it. It sucks.

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8. Q. What coffee do they serve in mental hospitals?

A. Chock Full O' Nuts.

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9. Van Gogh gave himself a lobotomy to get rid of an aural fixation.

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10. Cocaine dealers can't help putting their business in other people's noses.

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11. Q. What do you think about the current nuclear buildup in India?

A. Armageddon sick of it.

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12. Q. Is diarrhea hereditary?

A. Yes, it runs in the jeans.

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13. Q. Why did the man want a job making candles?

A. He only had to work on the wick-ends.

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14. Q. What do you call a coffee shop with an orgy room in the back?

A. Sodom and Cremora.

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15. Q. What did Vanna White do in the bathroom?

A. She took a P and had a vowel movement.

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16. Q. Why do census takers have lousy sex lives?

A. They only come once every ten years.

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17. Q. What do you call an orgy in a car?

A. Four-on-the-floor, a lube job, wall-to-wall car-petting and 69 on the highway.

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18. Interviewer: What's the biggest problem with the world, ignorance or apathy?

Man-on-the-street: I don't know and I don't care.

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19. Q. What did the gay man say when he walked into the Chinese restaurant?

A. I want Cum of Sum Yung Gi.

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20. Q. What actor has V.D.?

A. Ephram Syphilis Jr.

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21. Q. What do former president Reagan and a cheap word processor have in common?

A. They have a semi-colon, but no memory.

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ADDITIONAL CARTOONS

written and drawn by D.L. Polonsky

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ADDITIONAL PHOTOS

All photos taken by D.L. Polonsky.

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Left: The late Justin Michael Kiver - the amazing man who made this web site - as Dylan in my movie The Big Wall.

Right: Sean Vincent Biggins as Leo in The Big Wall.

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Transvestites and hunks from the '91 - '97 Boston Gay Pride Parades.

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My studio/bedroom in Newtonville, 1996.

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My art exhibit at Steve's Ice Cream in Newtonville, 1997.

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My photo of Barney Frank, 1996, used in his

campaign flyer.

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Sunset over Newtonville Square, 1994.

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