The Home of The Grumpy Old Queer

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:Welcome to: The Home Of The Grumpy Old Queer

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Thanks to DL Hooker of the Bear Quay

For my Four Star Rating!!!

I wanted five but what can I expect from an old Hooker?

Whaddaya know he came through!!! A Chub Quay

Site !

Click Here for a picture of this Gorgeous hunk a stuff!

Yes it's me. I'm the grumpy old queer and I've got lots to be grumpy about. I've been queer so long that I'm using my cherry for a tail light!

I've semi retired. I'm now writing Queer children's books under the pen name of Aunt Queenie. Perhaps you've read some to your little loved ones.

Curious George Does the Rest Stop Glory Hole
.James And The Giant Pecker
.My First Book Of S&M
Confessions of a Kindergarten Crossdresser
.Oh, The Places You'll Come
.The Little Engine That Sucked
.The Littlest Drama Queen
The Lion, The Witch And The Homo
Willie's Wonka
Pat The Pussy
The Hardy Boys Double Fuck Cheech and Chong
Cub Scout Circle Jerk Jamboree
You've Got Herpes, Charlie Brown
The Three Little Frigs
Mister Rodger's "Magic Wand"
.Farmer Fred's Four-Hooved Fuck Buddies
I Got Mugged On Sesame Street
Bullwinkle, Hung Like a Moose
Daddy's Mustache Tickles My Thighs

WHY DO YOU NEED THIS SITE?

You need this site if:

What you used to do all night takes all night to do!
. You stand at the urinal 15 minutes before the first piss trickle.
. You piss every morning at 7:45, but you don't wake up till 8:45
You buy your underwear from June Allyson.
You've been declared a disaster area by Hair Club for men.
You do your heavy cruising at the proctologist's office.
The last time you had an orgasm, you had to wash your hands.
You can't see your pecker without a mirror.
You can't see the mirror without your bifocals.
You threw the mirror away years ago.

NAVIGATION IS BELOW .....

Don't have too much fun or the next time you come back, it will be a pay site!

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Wouldn't you just love to pop pooh's balloon?