Sick-jokes, Animal-jokes, Adult-jokes, Vulgar Humour. You're Momma won't like this 'cos she's probably in some of these jokes.

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If someone who is rich and who owns a lot of property is a Property Magnate... and someone who is very rich and who owns a lot of oil-wells is an oil Magnate...

...the head of Zanussi, right? Is he a Fridge Magnet...?

Right that's your lot, you're outta here!

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Assuming we're all consenting adults now let's get on with the gags....

Is this is a German joke.....

....or an ingenious device for extinguishing cigarettes...?

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