This is a really good episode. It�s the first episode of the 3rd series. Fred is in it, which makes it not so good, and while watching it for the first time, I was still hoping she�d go away, but sigh she didn�t.
Anyway, Angel�s off in some other land, Tibet I think, to be with some monks�
Ness: what? The love of his life died so he went to Tibet?
Yes! That�s just what happened
Ness: Why? Why did he go to Tibet?
I don�t know! Ask him.
Anyway�
Ness: Oi! Angel why�d ya go to Tibet? To be with monks?
Angel: I don�t know, I think I was drunk.
Ness: Drunk! How many times can you use booze as an excuse? You fucked Buffy�oh I was drunk. You also fucked Darla�I was definitely drunk. You brought Fred back from Pylia�I think I was drunk�
Angel: Well, I WAS that time! What can I do�tell her to piss off?
That might work. ANYWAY! As I was saying, Angel kicked some monk�s butts�
Ness: Cool! Turning on religion rocks!
No! They were evil demon monks!
Ness: didn�t he notice that when he first arrived? I mean why didn�t he smell it?
I don�t know, I don�t think it�s important, so he comes back to L.A. and everyone was glad to see him.
Ness: I bet Spike was.
He wasn�t there. I think he was fucking Buffy at that time.
Spike: I was doing what now?
SHUT UP! It doesn�t matter what you were doing, this was an ANGEL episode!
Spike: So? Not my problem! Talk about a Spike episode. It would be better.
Get your own show and I will.
So Angel comes back and he was strangely distant. Which is understandable because Buffy just died I guess.
And this unimportant stuff happens�
Angel: Oh Thanks.
Well it didn�t really matter to me, and then they all go fighting
Ness: Whose they? I haven�t seem this episode.
Spike: Neither did I, I was asleep.
Um�Gunn, Wesley, and Angel I think. �Angel was there at any rate. And he killed this lady vamp
Spike: Lady Vamp?
And it turned out it was a friend from his past.
Ness: he didn�t have friends.
It was an acquaitance from his past who was in love with another acquaitance from his past. Elizabeth and James.
So Angel has a flashback, and James and Elizabeth are there and so are Angelus and Darla.
Ness: How could he have a flash back if he wasn�t there?
Im just saying! And James and Elizabeth are really in love and James steals a locket for her�
Angel: Ugly thing that was
AND Angelus ends up giving Elizabeth, James and Darla to Holtz.
Ness: What? Holtz? When did he appear?
Angel: Holtz appeared and captured James and I and Darla and Elizabeth got away. I didn�t want to be hurt so I told Holtz where to find them�
Much to James� distress. So when James finds out that Elizabeth is dead, he goes to a special demon doctor and gets his heart taken out. So he�s immortal.
Ness: Why doesn�t Angel just do that?
Because it only lasts 24 hours�
Angel: 6 hours
6 hours and then they die. So, he threw him in the sun and he didn�t die.
Ness: Who Angel?
James. But I don�t really get that because Angel threw him in the sun and he didn�t burn.
Angel: He was immortal.
Yeah, but sunlight doesn�t have anything to do with your heart.
Angel: Hey�Yeah!
Anyway, he was completely immortal for some reason, so Angel ran away�
Spike: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Angel: IMMORTAL!!! Couldn�t kill him!
Spike: so you ran away, how brave of you.
Ness: shut up, I want to hear the story!
So they run into the sewer, and Cordelia loses her coat.
Ness: What? Cordelia?
Angel: That you class as important?
Stop dwelling, and Cordelia was there. They run to the subway tunnel and get on the tube�
Angel: You�re really summarising this Inca.
James follows and Angel fights him, and Angel steals this guys crutches�
Spike: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
No it was cool, he says to Cordelia �catch him� and she says, �catch who?� and Angel steals the guys crutches�
Spike: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Anyway James dies
Ness: I thought he was immortal.
The time ran out I guess, and he starts dying and as he dies he says �you think�.you� hold on I cant remember.
Ness: What???
Yeah I remember, he says, �you think you won - just because you�re still alive? I lived � you just existed.�
�He was a bit of a cock rag.
Ness: well he sounds it.
And then some other things happen, but it�s not really important.
Angel: Again, with the not important.
Angel talks to Cordy, it kinda builds up their love story abit
Spike: What now?
Just a story Spike, calm. And the responders find out Darla�s pregnant�
Spike, Inca and Ness: EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!
Angel: I'm sorry! I was drunk!