Welcome to Crazy Chuck's Used Car Emporium! They don't call me "Crazy Chuck" for nothing. Just check out my inventory of used cars. The prices are so low that I'm practically giving them away. So, come on down to Crazy Chuck's Used Car Emporium today and take your pick. I'll even throw in a snazzy promotional item! Trust me when I say you won't regret your purchase. We don't give refunds anyway... Promotional Items (not listed below): * Buy the 1954 Toyota Land Rover and receive a blender free of charge. ** Buy the 1962 Ford Anglia and receive a bucket of chicken free of charge. ** Buy the 1963 Ford Mustang and receive a frozen dinner free of charge. * Buy the 1968 Pontiac GTO and receive a brochure free of charge. * Buy the 1978 Ford Pinto and receive a roll of toilet paper free of charge. * Ladies, marry the salesman and receive this one time only collectors item, me, free of charge of course.

* Note: Working condition is not guaranteed. Any accidents resulting from the use of these promotional items are not our responsibity.
** Note: Food may not be fresh. Any illness resulting from the consumpion of these promotional items are not our responsibility.
*** Note: No questions will be asked. Any arrests resulting from the use of this promotional item is not our responsibility.