Lead Guitar Player
"Trendiness is overrated, originality is where it's at." -Mike Henry
Interviewer: So Mike, how does it feel to be the only member of Waitless to only be in one band?
Mike: I don't mind, I kinda like it that way.
I. Yeah, sure you do. How can you possibly justify being in just Waitless?
M. Well, Waitless is a full time job. I'm afraid if I was in other bands, it would take away my dedication to Waitless.
I. Carl is in 38 bands.
M. Good for him.
I. ..........slacker.
M. I am not!! Did it ever occur to you that I don't want to be in any other bands?
I. No.
M. Well, I don't.
I. Even Kyle is in the Niner Boys.
M. Could we talk about something else, please?
I. I understand you were actually the last person to join Waitless.
M. Not if you count Eric!
I. Well, I don't.
M. I hate interviews.
I. I guess joining the band last makes you the "new guy."
M. I've been the guitar player for over a year now. I'm hardly considered "new." And Steve and Carl joined only a month before me.
I. Being the new guy, do you find it hard to fit in and make new friends?
M. I'm not some six-grader who just changed schools! I'm not the new guy! I didn't join the band last! And I'm happy with being in only one band!! Now do you have any relevant questions that relate to me being in Waitless or not?
I. Hang on, I'll check......
M. ..................
I. .........No.
Interviewer's Comments: At this point, Mike started to cry. I continued to ask questions however, but his responses were considered "inaudible" due to his sobbing.
