Bass Player
"As my old man always says....."Remember this and never forget it; Never let your meat loaf."" - Steve Perrucci
Interviewer: Excuse me, Mr. Perrucci?
Steve: Yout!
I. I was wondering if you'd be up for an interview?
S. Aight.
I. Excellent. First of all, how are you today?
S. I'm aight.......how you is?
I. Fine, just fine. Ok then, lets get down to business. I understand that you originally started off as a drummer, is that correct?
S. No joke dude.
I. Interesting.......and how would you describe the music that Waitless plays?
S. High-end man,........high-end.
I. I understand that you recently bought a brand new, state-of-the-art p.a. system for Waitless to gig with. What was wrong with the old one?
S. Joke-box.
I. Fair enough. May I ask you a few questions on your other bands?
S. Sup?
I. Well, as I understand it, you have also gigged with the band Dogboy. Where was that band the most popular?
S. Philly.
I. Ah, I see. And what are your thoughts on Poodle Mouth?
S. Give us six months, and we're outta here.
I. That's quite ambitious. But could you really justify leaving Waitless? I mean, sure, Poodle Mouth is sure to make it big, but Waitless has such potential, such talent. You are fortunate enough to be a part of a great band, with other very talented musicians who all have dreams of making it big one day as well. Don't you think that Waitless, given the right opportunities and outlets, can rise above and become a tremendous success, worldwide?
S. I don't know about all that.
I. Do you have any closing statements before we go?
S. Nah.
I. Thank you Steve. You have truly been and honor to interview. Your words are so insightful and deep, they have such meaning and grace. I could listen to you speak for hours.
S. Listen buddy, don't bust my hump.
