KAREL'S CHEESE HOUSE

102.
Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?
A: Chances are they'll both end up in the gutter.

103.
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"?
A: They know how many men went down on "The Titanic".

104.
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.

105.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a telephone?
A: It costs 30 cents to use a telephone.

106.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a guy?
A: The blonde has the higher sperm count.

107.
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and the Grand Old Duke of York?
A: The Grand Old Duke of York only 'had' 10000 men.

108.
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?
A: Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won't follow you around for a week.

109.
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?
A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.

110.
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: The more you bang it, the looser it gets.

111.
Q: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.

112.
Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
A: They both wriggle when you eat them.

113.
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?
A: So she could lip read.

114.
Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?
A: They both have black roots.

115.
Q: What do you call a blonde with a bag of sugar on her head?
A: Sweet Fuck All...

116.
Q: How do you drown a blonde?
A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
A2: Don't tell her to swallow.
A3: Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

117.
Q: Why did the blonde drown in the pool?
A: Someone left a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

118.
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?
A: Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box.

119.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
A1: 10. One to mix the dough and nine to peel the smarties.
A2: Three...one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit.
A3: Two...one to make batter and one to peel the M&Ms.

120.
Q: How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
A: The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.

121.
Q: What did the blonde's mom say to her before the blonde's date?
A: If you're not in bed by 12, come home.

122.
Q: What's the blonde's cheer?
A: " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well..

I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."

123.
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A: Change.

124.
Q: How does a blonde moonwalk?
A: She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!

125.
Q: Why do blondes find it difficult to marry?
A: Because you don't have to marry them for sex!

126.
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla?
A: Who knows, there is only so much a gorilla can be forced to do.

127.
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?
A: Because it says right on it "good for up to 20 pounds."

128.
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: She threw it off a cliff.

129.
Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.

130.
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

131.
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?
A: "Nice tits!"

132.
Q: How does a blonde high-5?
A: She smacks herself in the forehead.

133.
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

134.
Q: Why aren't there many blonde gymnasts?
A: Because when they do the splits, they stick to the floor.

135.
Q: Why do blondes have legs?
A1: So they don't get stuck to the ground.
A2: To get between the bedroom and the kitchen.
A3: So they don't leave trails, like little snails.

136.
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home?
A: It took her that long to discover that a 14-inch Viking was a television.

137.
Q: What is the irritating part around a blonde's vagina?
A1: The blonde! A2: The other guys waiting their turn.

138.
Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots?
A: Flattered.

139.
Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives?
A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

140.
Q: What did the blonde say when asked if she'd ever been picked up by "the fuzz"?
A: "No. But I've been swung around by the tits." 141.
Q: What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?
A: Frosted Flakes.

142.
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
A: Frosted Flakes.

143.
Q: How does a blonde interpret 6.9?
A: A 69 interrupted by a period.

144.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde having her period and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.

145.
Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!"

146.
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
A1: So they don't shit everywhere when you pull their tits.
A2: So that when you pull their tits, they don't moo.

147.
Q: Why don't blondes breast feed?
A: Because they always burn their nipples.

148.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?
A: She kept having affairs with men!

149.
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?
A: To cover up the valve stem.

150.
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
A: Spot.

151.
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
A: A Space Invader.

152.
Q: What's a blondes' favourite rock group?
A: Air Supply.

153.
Q: What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes?
A: The back of her head.

154.
Q: Why do blondes drive VW's?
A: Because they can't spell PORSCHE!

155.
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?
A: Tell them a joke on Friday night!

156.
Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.
Q: Why did God create brunettes?
A: Neither could the blondes.

157.
Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?
A: Branch Manager.

158.
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.

159.
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?
A1: So they know if it is morning or afternoon.
A2: So that when they're on the train they can tell if they're going to work or coming home.

160.
Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling?
A: A blonde electrician.

161.
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A1: So brunettes can remember them.
A2: Because blondes are so SHALLOW a long joke wouldn't fit.
A3: So men can understand them.

162.
Q: Why wasn't the Virgin Mary a blonde?
A: She wouldn't have been old enough to bear children!

163.
Q: What do you call a smart blonde?
A1: A golden retriever.
A2: A labrador.
A3: An indicator of a really bad hangover.

164.
Q: Why are blondes hurt by people's words?
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

165.
Q: Why do blondes have periods?
A: They deserve them.

166.
Q: Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute?
A: Because she gave blow-jobs literally.

167.
Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?
A: She realized she gave her last blowjob.

168.
Q: What did the blonde do when she got her period?
A: Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her?
169.
Q: Why did they call the blonde "twinkie"?
A: She liked to be filled with cream.

170.
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?
A: "Why, I just _love_ nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?
" 171.
Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes?
A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.

172.
Q: How does a blonde hold her liquor?
A: By the ears.

173.
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

174.
Q: How do you drive a blonde crazy?
A: Give her a bag of M&Ms and tell her to alphabetise them.

175.
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
A: Proofreading.

176.
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.

177.
Q: Why did the blonde try to steal a police car?
A: She saw "911" and thought it was a Porsche.

178.
Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: Last year's hide and seek champ.

179.
Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant?
A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.

180.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde track team and a tribe of sly pygmies?
A: One's a bunch a cunning runts.

181.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?
A: One's a busy ditch.

182.
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a toilet?
A: A toilet won't follow you around after you use it.

183.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
A: In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-cock'll-doooo."

184.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

185.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and your job?
A: Your job still sucks after 6 months.

186.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes before using a trampoline.

187.
Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?
A: The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?" The nympho says, "Are you done already?" The blonde says, "Beige...I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."

188.
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she's pregnant.

Q: What will she ask you?
A: "Is it mine?"

189.
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: An air bag.

190.
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car?
A: Cause she blows the horn!

191.
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?
A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.

192.
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A: To turn the blinker off.

193.
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

194.
Q: What is happening when you hear varoom...screech, varoom...screech, varoom...screech.....?
A: A blonde trying to drive through an intersection with a flashing red light.

195.
Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach?
A: So her male would get delivered to the right box.

196.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter".

197.
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?
A: By the buckle print on her forehead.

198.
Q: How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?
A: He's the one with the belt buckle the matches the impression in her forehead.

199.
Q: What is the blonde's chronic speech impediment?
A: She can't say "No".

200.
Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?
A: Retardo.