KAREL'S CHEESE HOUSE

202.
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.

203.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?
A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.

204.
Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?
A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

205.
Q: What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde?
A: Perri-air.

206.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

207.
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?
A: She thought it was pregnant because missed a period.

208.
Q: When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head?
A: When you have a tire pump to reinflate it! 209.
Q: What is a blonde's favorite part of a gas station?
A: The Air Pump! 210.
Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear! 211.
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
A: Because she got an F in sex.

212.
Q: What do you call two nuns and a blonde?
A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver.

213.
Q: Why did the blonde cross the road?
A1: Forget the road, what was she doing out of the bedroom!?
A2: I don't know.
R: Neither did she.

214.
Q: Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A: She missed.

215.
Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.

216.
Q: How does a blonde hold her liquor?
A: By the ears.

217.
Q: How do you know a blond likes you?
A: She screws you two nights in a row.

218.
Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
A: Her crayons are still sticky.

219.
Q: How does a blonde moonwalk?
A: She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!

220.
Q: WHY IS A BLONDE LIKE AUSTRALIA?
A: They're both down under, and no one cares.

221.
Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.

222.
Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
A1: Blow in her ear.
A2: Buy her another beer.

223.
Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!

224.
Q: HOW DO YOU KEEP A BLONDE BUSY ALL DAY?
A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

225.
Q: HOW DID THE BLONDE DIE ICE FISHING?
A: She was run over by the zambonis machine.

226.
Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant?
A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.

227.
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she's pregnant.

228.
Q: What will she ask you?
A: "Is it mine?"

229.
Q: How do you get a blonde off of your knees?
A: Come.

230.
Q: How does a blond spell farm?
A: E-I-E-I-O

231.
Q: How does a bitchy blonde do it doggy style?
A: She takes off her clothes and makes her boyfriend roll over and beg.

232.
Q: How does a blond kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.

233.
Q: WHY DOES A BLONDE LIKE THE NUMBER 77?
A: She likes to be 8 (ate) more.

234.
Q: WHY DON`T BLONDES LIKE ANAL SEX?
A: They don`t like their brains being screwed with.

235.
Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
A: When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down.

236.
Q: WHY ARE BLONDES LIKE PIANOS?
A: When they aren't upright, they're grand.

237.
Q: WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED?
A: Who cares?

238.
Q: How can you tell that a blonde's having a bad day?
A: She has a tampon tucked behind her ear, and she can't find her pencil.

239.
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?
A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.

240.
Q: What do you call a blond mother-in-law?
A: An air bag.

241.
Q: Why should you never take a blonde out for coffee?
A: It's too hard to re-train them.

242.
Q: What do blondes wear behind their ears to attract men?
A: Their heels.

243.
Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?
A: They don't know the route.

244.
Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

245.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.

246.
Q: What is foreplay for a blonde?
A: Thirty minutes of begging.

247.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?
A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.

248.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.
A2: Only one person can use the phone at once.

249.
Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?
A: They've both swallowed a lot of semen.

250.
Q: What did the blonde say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase?
A: "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."

251.
Q: How does a blonde commit suicide?
A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.

252.
Q: How do you plant dope?
A: Bury a blonde.

253.
Q: Why did god give blonds 2% more brains than horses?
A: Because he didn't want them shitting in the streets during parades.

254.
Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
A: Wave to her.

255.
Q: How does a blonde measure his/her IQ?
A: With a tire gauge! (da da dum)

256.
Q: How does a blonde get pregnant?
A: And I thought blondes were dumb!

257.
Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS?
A: A know-it-all bitch.

258.
Q: What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde?
A: One's a phony buck.

259.
Q: What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician?
A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.

260.
Q: What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have?
A: One that never misses a period.

261.
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?
A: An Italian suppository.

262.
Q: Why don't a blondes guts fall out of her twat when she stands?
A: Because the vaccum in her head keeps them in place.

263.
Q: What's the difference between having sex with a blonde and eating Jell-o?
A: Jell-o wiggles when you eat it.

264.
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
A1: I don't know, there are some things even a blonde won't do.
A2: Something that when it gives you a blow job, it won't stop until it gets blood.

265.
Q: Why was the blonde wearing her sunglasses?
A: She was having sunny periods.

266.
Q: What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant?
A: Her feet!

267.
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is wearing pantyhose?
A: When she farts, her knees bag.

268.
Q: What's the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?
A: Marriage.

269.
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?
A: You have to get them hot before you put in the meat.

270.
Q: How do you describe the perfect blonde?
A: 3 feet tall, no teeth, and a flat head to rest your beer on.

271.
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't. They're born that way.

272.
Q: How do ya paralyze a blonde from the neck down?
A: Marry her.

273.
Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on her.

274.
Q: How did the blonde burn her nose?
A: Bobbing for french fries.

275.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?
A: She has a checkbook.

276.
Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
A: There is a stamp on it.

277.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
A: She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.

278.
Q: What's the difference between a pit bull and a blonde with PMS?
A: Lipstick.

279.
Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?
A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.

280.
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?
A: Because they can understand them.

281.
Q: Why do blondes like lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture.

282.
Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
A: Finger on chin-I don't know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it!

283.
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?
A: From eating with forks.

284.
Q: Why do blondes have big bellybuttons?
A: From dating blonde men.

285.
Q: Why do blondes wear tampons?
A: Because crabs like Bungie Jumping too.

286.
Q: But why do brunettes take the pill ?
A: Wishful Thinking.

287.
Q: Why don't blondes double recipes?
A: The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees.

288.
Q: Why don't blondes make good pharmacists?
A: They can't get the bottle into the typewriter.

289.
Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency?
A1: They can't remember the number.
A2: She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.

290.
Q: What do you call a blonde touching her toes?
A: A brunette with bad breath.

291.
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?
A: Reservations.

292.
Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair?
A: They pull up their pants.

293.
Q: What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the pool?
A: Air bubbles.

294.
Q: What do you call 3 blondes, a chimp, and another blonde standing on a street corner?
A: 4 f*cks, 4 f*cks, 4 f*cks, not for a zillion f*cks, 4 f*cks!

295.
Q: What do you call a blonde lesbian?
A: A waste.

296.
Q: What do you call 4 blondes lying on the ground?
A: An air mattress.

297.
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?
A: Divorcee'

298.
Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes?
A: Regular price, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks.

299.
Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What, what?

300.
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde's ass?
A: A brain tumor.