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"I've been wanting to put my fit sweaty bum on the toilet for the last hour. Pushing a big solid log out now, really good feeling opening up for it! Heavy too! Yeah! It's going to drop, am I enjoying this or what! Big brown toilet-nugget all set to plunge down the toilet!" KERSPLOONK! "Wow, what a turn-on getting my balls soaked with the splash when I do my big ones!" |
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Getting ready to do one! After making a cursory glance to check the seat is clean, or wiping it with toilet paper first, guys will sit down on the toilet adopting a position of legs wide apart, parallel, or close together, with trousers, jeans, or pants either down at his ankles, half way down or up to his thighs, having got comfortable on the seat. In hot weather, sitting on plastic seats means you immediately stick to it with your sweat, so you might shuffle until you get that perfect feeling of buttocks and thighs supported, and the "undercarriage" hanging down through the seat to catch any water that splashes up! Some seats cause a slight pinching sensation as you continue to sit there and after a good long shit, there will sometimes be the tell-tale sign of what you've been doing as the imprint of the toilet seat is visible on your buttocks and thighs. (Wear short shorts and you can really display where you sit on toilets!) Wooden toilet seats are thicker, therefore the rim of the seat is less noticeable. The most comfortable wooden seat I ever found had a hole of only 7 1/2" across, so it felt great as I sat there sitting on it! Real luxury! Some public toilets have seats that are just two pieces of wood attached to either side of the toilet pan, and might take a bit of wriggling about to get comfortable, or depending on one's muscular development, you might feel fine, or slightly uncomfortable. Seats with a gap at the front are uncommon here in Britain, although I have found them occasionaly. Sitting leaning slightly forward like the guys in the pictures is probably the most common posture, although sometimes when trying to do a really big or difficult turd might make you want to grab the sides of the seat as you push, but most grown men have little left to get hold of as our thighs usually cover most seats. Seat gaskets are not used here, but some men will tear off toilet paper before sitting down and place sheets of it on the seat if they're worried about any germs, but there's nothing so good as sitting down on a hot sweaty toilet seat straight after a fit healthy guy's just been on for a good long shit-job! If you can't do one, don't worry! Constipation is a subjective defintion. It'll come out when it's ready. Some of us go up to three times a day, some go twice a week. If it's comfortable when you shit, there's no problem! Just remember - Constipation is just an anagram of "I sit 'n' can't poo"!
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"Masculinising the toilet with a fit pair of bumcheeks covering the seat, and a big sausage sticking out of my hole! A nice relaxing shit and hoping to do some loud plops! Anyone waiting to use the bathroom will hear what I'm doing, and who's doing it!! I've just done an almighty fart that boomed and reverberated under my plopper!" |
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PLOP........PLOP...PLIP.....PLOP.... KERPLUNK.......KERSPLOOSH...... PLOP................PLOP...........PLOP.
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"With that big smile on my face, my well-developed bare thigh muscle on the toilet, and the big plops I'm doing, I should apply for a job demonstrating toilets! I'm really feeling good dropping these brownjobs!" |
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"Nice fit pair of hairy legs on the toilet and the feeling of some turds waiting to get done down the toilet! Am I proud to be seen sitting on the shitter? You bet! Hope you enjoy the show and the sounds! I usually sit on the toilet for about ten minutes to do my daily shit, so you'll be able to sit on a nice warm seat when I've finished!" |
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"It's a few years since someone saw me on the toilet! I was staying in a hotel and was having a shit, when a guy about my age opened the door! I'd forgotten to lock it. Just then I dropped one. What a splash! We both laughed and met again later on and became good friends. When either of us wanted a shit, we'd arrange for the other one to knock on the door, and the door would be opened to reveal him or me sitting on the toilet, looking as though we were really working hard on trying to drop one!" |
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