MEN ON TOILETS
"Corr, I can feel a big knobbly bum-hole stretcher sticking out! I'm putting some work into doing this one, I can tell you! It's putting up a fight. Come on! Out with you, let's hear you plunge down the toilet where you belong! Uuuuhhh, Uuuuhhh, Uuuuhhh! It's going to drop.....Yeah!!".............. KERPLOPPP "Shit! Water all over my buttocks and up my hole!" |
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British Public Toilets Design, size, facilities, location, and standards of hygiene in British toilets varies enormously. Many toilets in urban areas have now closed down due to running costs, and the problems of homeless people occupying cubicles at night, drug-taking, and sexual activities taking place. This inevitably means people are more likely to need toilets in shopping precincts and department stores, which fortunately do provide them, but often there is just ONE cubicle available! Not much use if it's occupied, and you urgently need to use one. However, the standard of cleanliness can often be higher than that found in local authority conveniences where people might have felt more anonymous and less hygienic in making use of them. Public parks have traditionally been the most likely place to find a toilet, some very discretely tucked away behind shrubbery or designed like old cottages (hence the use of the word "Cottaging" meaning to procure a sexual act in a public toilet). Bus and railway stations usually have toilets, as do large car parks, public and civic buildings, art galleries, museums etc. and in rural areas, toilets might be found in isolated villages or near the beach, or where there is likelihood of people using transport, parking, or walking. That briefly is a survey of where toilets are, but the cleanliness or otherwise is a combination of the people who use them, or how often they are maintained. Some smell disgusting if urine is not efficiently flushed away, or toilets left unflushed, or the flush isn't working. Toilet paper may or may not be available, soap likewise, towels might be missing, and cubicles might have missing locks, holes in the wall or lots of adverts with illustrations on the walls and doors to try all sorts of activities! Many toilets vary from clean to immaculate, and for those of us who enjoy company when we use them, some are very pleasurable to use!
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These guys aren't shy about being seen with their pants down! Well, apart from the one in the middle. Looks like they enjoy having a shit together, and probably compare the sounds as each of them sits dropping his turds in the toilet! A trio of young guys plopping with big gaps under the doors and partitions; they could almost reach under and wipe each other's arses! |
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"I've really been looking forward to getting my pants down and trying for a shit. I can feel a big log waiting to get done down this toilet, so it'll be making a big plop when it drops! Great to know I'm warming the toilet seat for the next guy who's waiting to sit on it! By the time I've done one, I'll have the imprint of the seat on my well-muscled thighs!" |
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"Hehh! I'm shitting a beaut! Great to sit here and feel it sticking out, then pull it back up my arse a few times before I decide to let it plunge down the toilet! Feels like I've got six inches of good firm toilet-sausage poking out of my bum. Come on brown-hole, do your stuff, let's hear an almighty plop right under my big hairy legs and buttocks!" |
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This guy's dozed off with an unwiped arse, and a load of turds in the water that plopped out as soon as he sat on the toilet! He's another one who'll be getting the imprint of the seat on his well-splashed buttocks! Great way to cool down a sweaty arse! How long's he going to be on there? His flat-mate wants to go on and do something and he can't wait long. Just as well they never lock the door! |
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"Fit legs, eh? Good to know I'm covering the toilet for a good bit of arsehole action. I didn't drop anything yesterday, so I've got a fair few turds stacked up my bumhole waiting to get done! Stand by for some noisy arse-plungers and some grunting! No doubt I'll be starting off with my usual loud fart first. I'm a bike-boy, straight off my motorbike and onto the toilet, farting like I'm still revving the engine!" |
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