"I mean, those things are a real bastard to put together. So frustrating that they will send you onto the verge of a nervous breakdown"
-Johnny about Lily'Rose's barbie train set
Rolling Stones February 10, 2005


EW: Most people don’t realize that you filmed Finding Neverland before Pirates of the Caribbean. How do you talk about something you made so long ago?
JD: You lie. You make stuff up.
Page 36 Entertainment Weekly January 14, 2005


"I don't want to be 85 years old and have my grandkids go, 'Ewwww. Grandpa did some dumb shit. I'd rather have them say, Wow, man, you're nuts!'"!Time Magazine (March 15, 2004)


"Clowns scare me. I have this fear of clowns, so I think that if I surround myself with them, it will ward of all evil."
~Interview Magazine (April 1990)by John Waters


Leno: Now do you live … are you right in Paris? Do you have an apartment right at the top of the Eiffel Tower? Where are you exactly?
Depp: Yeah, right at the top.
Leno: WOW! That's very good!
Depp: You know that little light that blinks? Red? That's me.
Leno: That's your job?
Depp: That's my teeth.
Leno: (Laughing) Pain in the ass to get stuck in that elevator all day.
Depp: Yeah, it really is.
~"TONIGHT SHOW" INTERVIEW WITH JAY LENO, 6/27/03


iFMagazine: So Tobey Maguire is a hero in your house?
DEPP: Oh man, SPIDER-MAN, JUSTICE LEAGUE. My boy has now gone into that full-on superhero phase. But I refuse to wear the tights.

iFMagazine interview July 10, 2006