Mexican Squeeling Hamster
Famous for its high pitched (and highly satisfying) squeel when enduring even the smallest of "discomforts". It has been known to shatter glass, and even burst eardrums. You should probably wear earplugs when "working" on this specimine, but you can always record it and play it back at a lower volume later.
Bait: Marriah Careys vocal chords
South American Bouncing Hamster
Great fun for all the family. Tricky to get hold of due to its high speed bouncing. It can't be crushed because of its natural elasticity, and if you try to whack it with a mallet, you're gonna need dental work. Bloodloss, however, must be minimized, unless you like that splattered blood effect all over you bedroom...actually that might not be a bad thing.
Bait: rubber bands/bouncy balls etc.
European Spitting Hamster
Spits a highly toxic and corrosive venom from a venom gland located at the back of its mouth. Nothing causes it more pain then its own venom, much like being beaten to death with your own dismembered arm. If you can collect the venom in some sort of venom-collecting-doohickey, all the better! Almost always aims for the eyes, so I want to see goggles people!
Bait: small mammels ie. rabbits, squirls, and occasionally other hamsters
Hinge-Jawed Head-Sucker
As seen in "A Sideways Glance at Hamsters". Its stomach contains the most destructive acid known to man, or highly advanced alien visitors from above. It can eat literally anything thanks to its hinged jaw, which allows it to expand its mouth to an enormous size. Particularly fond of the gooey treats contained within the average human skull.
Bait: human brains
Asian Underwear Hamster
One of the most feared hamsters in Asia. The pungent smell and burrow-like quality of underwear that hasn't been changed in a few days is a very attractive nesting sight for this particular species. Its natural diet of Asian hairy-meat worms usually doesn't help the matter.
Bait: asian hairy-meat worm/severed penis
The Sabre Tooth Hamster
Due to its large fangs, this hamster can chew through 17 inches of reinforced concrete in 37.2 seconds. It was responsible for 14% of the worlds building collapses in 1997. Why it would want to do that is a mystery to the smartest brains on the planet. Professor Stephen Hawking issued the following statement:
"well I'll be fucked if I know."Bait: reinforced concrete