The Mating Call

There were two Indians and a White
 fellow walking along together in
 the desert, when all of a sudden
 one of the Indians took off and
 ran up this hill to the mouth of
 a cave.  He stopped
and hollered
 into the cave...

 "Woooooo!  Woooooo!  Woooooo!"

 ...and then listened very closely until he heard the answer...

 "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!"

 He then tore off his clothes and ran in to the cave.  The White man
was puzzled and asked the other Indian
what that
was all about, was that Indian goofy or something.

 "No," said the other Indian. "It is mating time for us Indians and
 when you see a cave and holler,

"Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!"

and get
 an answer back, that means that she is in
there waiting for you.

 Well, just about that time the other Indian saw another cave.  He
 took off and ran up to the cave, then stopped and hollered,

 "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!"

 When he heard the return...

 "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!"

 ...off came the clothes and into the cave he goes.  The White man
 started running around the desert looking for a cave to find these
 women that the Indians had talked about.

All of a sudden he looked up and saw this great big cave.  As he
looked in amazement he was thinking, Man!  Look at the size of that
 cave! It's bigger than the ones that those Indians found.  There must
 really be something really great in this cave!

 Well, he took-off up the hill at a super fast speed with his hopes of
 ecstasy and grandeur.  He got in front of the cave and hollered...

 "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!"

 He was just tickled all over when he heard the answering call of...
 "WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!! WOOOOOOOOO!!!

 Off came his clothes and with a big smile on his face, he raced into
 the cave.

 The next day in the newspaper the head lines read.......

    NAKED WHITE MAN RUN OVER BY FREIGHT TRAIN!!!