A friend is someone who knows the song
              in your heart and can sing it back to you
              when you have forgotten the words.

A friend should be radical;
They should love you when you're unlovable,
Hug you when you're unhuggable,
And bear you when you're unbearable.

A friend should be fanatical;
they should cheer when the whole world boos,
Dance when you get good news,
And cry when you cry too.

But most of all, a friend should be mathematical,
They should multiply the joy, Divide the sorrow,
Subtract the past, And add to tomorrow,
Calculate the need deep in your heart,
And always be bigger than the sum of all their parts.

Forward this to all your friends and send it back to the person
who sent it to you, because whoever sent this to you, really
cares about you, and is your friend.