New Security Acts for Malaysia
KUALA LUMPUR APR 16 (Seachange Malaysia) – In Parliament today, Deputy Prime Minister Abdullah Badawi unveiled a package of emergency regulations that he said were essential for dealing with the current national crisis. These are meant to complement the Internal Security Act, which has already served the government well.
According to Pak Lah, some seriously misguided people have
advocated repealing the ISA. “But bombs and grenades would have exploded all
over Kuala Lumpur on the so-called ‘Black 14’ had not the Act allowed
police to act swiftly in arresting seven terrorists without having to bother
with investigations, proofs, evidences, or stuff and nonsense like that” he said. “It
is clear that the country needs more of these types of Acts.”
First among these new measures is the External Security
Act. This, Pak Lah explained, will be used to detain indefinitely without
trial, foreign reporters in the country as well as locals working for foreign
news agencies. According to the DPM, “badmouthing of the government and our
beloved PM Mahathir has reached such intolerable levels in the foreign press as
to make the ESA a necessity. How else can we protect ourselves against foreign
neo-colonists and their local agents?”
Next, Pak Lah unveiled the BN Security Act. This, he
said, was designed to stem further erosion of support for BN after the
Coalition’s frightful loss in the Lunas by-election. It would also be a
pre-emptive strike against the Opposition in future by-elections and in the 2004
general elections. The BNSA will allow police to detain any person suspected of
being an Opposition voter before the start of an election and until the election
is over so as to improve BN’s showing at the polls.
Also proposed is the UMNO Security Act which will be
used to detain any UMNO member defecting or planning to defect to the
Opposition. Under the Act, police will be allowed to use any suitable torture or
brainwashing techniques deemed necessary to re-convert the traitors.
After this, there was an uproar in Parliament when Pak Lah
announced the Kangaroo Security Act. When several MPs commented that
there were no kangaroos in Malaysia, the DPM berated them for their stupidity.
The KGA, he explained, “would ensure continuance of the fine tradition of
kangaroo courts in this country. Judges who fail to deliver judgments pleasing
to the government risk being arrested under this Act. In jail, they would be
forced to study the judgments of Augustine Paul
and Arifin Jaka, two of the finest kangaroo judges
the country has ever produced. They would have to sign an agreement before being
let out.”
Next, the Crony Security Act was unveiled. Any private or public fund manager or bank manager refusing to participate in the bailout of Mahathir’s cronies can be detained indefinitely without trial under the CSA until he agrees to do so. According to Pak Lah, “The recent shameful 75% under-subscription of Timedotcom shares would not have happened had we been empowered by such an Act. We have to ensure that our very dear cronies are well protected in the coming recession as, otherwise, they may all go bankrupt.”
Because the government currently enjoys a three-quarters majority in Parliament, all the new Acts are expected to be passed soon without debate.
Reported by Tsu Nam