The In-Laws
PATTY: "On some days, we don't let the line move at all."
SELMA: "Yeah. We call those 'weekdays.'"
BART SIMPSON'S BLACKBOARD:
I am not a 32 year old woman.
(To put it another way, Nancy Cartwright [voice of Bart] is not a 10-year-old boy)
"What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway."
HOMER SIMPSON
PATTY BOUVIER
(Voice: JULIE KAVNER)
SIMPSONS SIGNS:
Conformco Brain Deprogrammers - A Subsidiary of Mrs. Fields' Cookies
BART SIMPSON'S BLACKBOARD:
The first amendment does not cover burping.
BART SIMPSON'S BLACKBOARD:
I will not spin the turtle.
SELMA BOUVIER TERWILLIGER HUTZ MCCLURE
(Voice: JULIE KAVNER)
POSTSCRIPT
"My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came
home from work one day and found me in bed with her."
LENNY BRUCE
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