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The Big Hit
Story line: Group of guys who are described in the movie as something like the Spice Guys (- lookers everyone) work for this mob-type killing ring. The main male charactor is good-looking but has this hang-up about wanting everyone to like him. Sort of a charactor flaw for a hitman, huh? The story looses credence, but it's a nessisary prop for the main theme - kidnapping the girl (the main charactor/heroine) in such a way where she can fall for the kidnapper. It's life in the 'burbs with an occasional body being burried in the back yard. Yeah, there's a lot of comedy!
The guy is great and does some scenes that are a joy to watch. He's a little like Bruice Lee except more handsome (is that possible? - Yep!), a little friendlier, and nice to a flaw. Throw in gulible too, but he gets over that.
Lots of great shoot-ups, car chases, and special effects. Now for the female lead. She looks like she's straight out of those pics we see on the net with the Japanesse school girl - well, that's how she's dressed. She has a body that any school girl would be dangerous with, nicely matured...
The gist of the story is the guy and his buddies are moonlighting on the side. They decide to kidnap the girl from her preppy school when her limo comes to pick her up. Her dad suposedly has more money that Daddy Warbucks, BUT on the day of the kidnapping he looses all of his money on a movie he made. The kidnappers are unaware of this and go ahead and get the girl. They put her in handcuffs and that how she stays for 90% of the movie! Yas, and she's not hidden away in some closet off screen either! Keep in mind that this pic is great for the whole family to watch. No references are made to bondage - they just do it! No sex, sorry, but lots of good shots of both fine looking men and women - Kelly from Married With Children fame is there and she struts her stuff.
Never mind all of that. There is a
scene when the girl has to go potty. She had just asked him to
remove her handcuffs so getting him to remove them so she can use
the restroom is out of the question. He is awkward as he pulls
down her panties so she can tinkle, she is somewhat amused
despite her situation. Excellent acting on both of their parts -
in fact the quality of the movie all the way through was quite
good. It's amusing, it's very exciting and i didn't go away
feeling ripped-off at all.
