Current Status: Actively Counter-Productive

Physical Attribute: Enlarged Saliva Glands

Special Ability: Blind Without Glasses

Allegiance: America

Special Weapon: Nipple Ray

Defense: Sputum Shell

Origin: Jimmy Mac's

Weaknesses: 0% body fat (un-floatable), Galactic Knee, "P" (See Jim) 

Magic Power: The Right to Urinate in Public