Current Status: Gassively Active

Physical Attribute: Hair Of Steel

Special Ability: Automatic Breathing

Allegiance: Beef

Special Weapons: Face-Smashing Fists, Bestial Devastation 

Defenses: Crapping Pants

Origin: Born of the Sun

Weaknesses: If you think this applies, refer to special weapons.

Magic Power: Nuclear Butt Blast 

Code Name: Roddy

(Warning: "P" = "Pound" when in park)