| What they all really think about me... |
| ...I have a bad feeling about this |
| Yes, yes, it's all about making fun of me. Respondees include Carolyn, by best friend, Ricarda, the Island Goddess I met in college, Karen, my former roommate, Sarah, my cousin, Allison, a dance buddy, Shady, a dear friend also known as Simple, Dan, a dear friend in Texas, Scratch, friend of old roomie, and Scott, my sister's gay husband. [Commentary added as needed] |
| Do I believe in God? [Let's start small, huh?] |
| Ricarda: I think you have created your own god. Karen: Yeah, but you think she is a big honking dyke. Sarah: We don't really discuss the big guy too much. Obviously God doesn't believe in us; I'm watching "Celebrity Boxing" and I think I'm convinced the world is coming to a swift and nasty end. Allison: I know you believe in rainbows... but I'm not sure if your the "water refracting light" or "covenant after the flood" type. |
| When you first saw me, what was your impression? |
| Shady: jesus, he's madd gay Carolyn: I wish I had a cup of coffee.......just like this strange but friendly person. And Wow his glasses are REALLY thick!! Sarah: Oh for fuck's sake, I was probably 5 months old, how do I know? Dan: What a great dancer, cute, and made me laugh......wanna come home with me? Allison: young, male dancer... must be gay Scratch: loud |
| Color hair? |
| Ricarda: many colors of the rainbow Shady: Loreal #120, 135, 234, 92, 210, 107, 101...o' you meant your real hair color...i thought you meant that patchwork... dirty blonde Carolyn: NATURALLY????? Ha Ha Ha!!!!! But seriously, sandy dirty blonde. Dan: What day is it? or Depends on your mood....mood hair! Scott: You mean, this week? Allison: depends which way the wind blows |
| Do I have any siblings? |
| Shady: unfortunately....Lisa (the giggler) and the fashoinable challenged Lynne (hub caps anyone) Scott: Yes, I'm married to one... [THIS ought to cause some confusion!] Allison: oh, just a couple -- I think Lynne would be offended if I said no -- then again, maybe she'd benefit from lack of association?? |
| Where did we meet? |
| Allison: Joy of Motion (now doesn't THAT sound kinky...) Carolyn: on the school bus, you started to talk to me, you were sitting behind me. the year...1990 [actually, it was 1989] |
| Have you ever been jealous of me? |
| Shady: yes i wish my ass was that hard.. damn it Carolyn: Hmmmmm maybe a little because I've always wanted to learn how to dance (then I went to one of your concerts) but not like that! Which, by the way YOU are very good at. Sarah: Only when you had peach fuzz on the back of your head. Dan: kinda, Love you for your "I don't give a rats ass" attitude towards the world. I try to be the same. Allison: no -- I don't think the guys I like would be interested in you |
| What's one of my favorite things to do outdoors? |
| Ricarda: groping innocent by-standers [as the goddess is my witness, I have no clue what to say] Shady: sex o wait that's mine....ummm hiking??? how the fuck should I know? all we do is go to the beach, pick up men and shop..that's what gay men are suppose to do. [it's good to have a plan] Carolyn: Any kind of dancing & singing, not just outdoors though, that's just about anywhere. ......but you're not really the outdoorsy type......more like a city boy, but not in a bad way. Sarah: I'm not sure I want to know... though we did take photos at a graveyard once. Scott: Skip through a field of wildflowers... Allison: dance naked while singing songs from JOSEPH.... not |
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