| It's funny because it's true! |
| I just can't help myself... Shamelessly pilfered from anonymous sources, you will find a plethora of unnecessaries here. Some are categorized (see the links) and some are just Pure D. Wrong enough to put on this here frontpage... |
| What should you do if an elephant comes through your window? Swim for your life. Why don't blind people go skidiving? It scares the shit out of the dogs. How do crazy people get through the forest? They take the psychopath. How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck. Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him What do a cigarette and a dog with no legs have in common? You take both out for a drag in the morning. Why do pilgrim's pants always fall down? Because they wear their belt buckles on their hats. What goes clop, clop, clop, clop, bang, clop, clop, clop? An Amish drive-by shooting. |
| Why do ducks have webbed feet? So they can stamp out forest fires. Why do elephants have wide, flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks. What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have no-eye-deer. What do you call that deer with no legs? Still-no-eye-deer. What do you call that deer after castration? Still-no-fucking-eye-deer |
| Jewish humor - it's ok, I'm a half-breed. |
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| More Jewish humor - enough is enough, already! |
| Star Wars humor - it's not just for geeks |
| Domesticated Animal humor - vetted as one of the best! |
| DC humor - it's all about the love |
| Gay humor - stylish, and oh so easy to make fun of. |
| Steven humor - the ugly truth from my friends |
| ...it's not mean if it's true |