| conversation with thier girlfriends and...). Before I continue, a note: I don't get
offended, I don't understand what it is even like, or why
a simple thing like words or a picture could cause
someones undergarments to bunch up enough to ignire a
lawsuit. so I'm kinda biased against offended people. Back on a mission: Notice the man above,
Figure 2.2, remember him? I used his picture to poke fun
at cell phone reaserch. He may or may not sue me. He may
be a person who "gets" the joke I used his
image for, or, he might go after me for useing his image
in a way that might be misinterpreted as fact by somw
idiots and call it slander. Judging from his furrowed
working-man brow and the thoughtful look on his face, he
probably understands, and may even find it funny. Of
course, he is not a minority. If he were, that would
change everything. If he was gay, I would only be able to
say "Notice
the man above, Figure 2.2, remember him? I used his
picture to poke fun at cell phone reaserch. He may or may
not sue me. He may be a person who "gets" the
joke I used his image for, or, he may be one cool mother
fucker. He is probably both and an upstanding citizen" I woulden't want the Gay and Lesbian Armada Against Defamation
(GLAAD) after me. They like to go after people who
express anti-gay opinions. (Disclaimer: I'm not anti-gay,
I'm anti-stupid, and it seems that most of the gay people
I've met fit into the moron category. Nothing general,
just personal) Most famously, they are going after
Eminem, the crack-baby white rapper, who expresses
opinion. Instead of hunting down every neo-nazi
dung-beetle, they whine. Good one! Lets look at the name:
G.L.A.A.D. |
| me, me of all people, and you end up fatally
wounding or killing yourself (as seen in figure 2.4,
above) you should not sue me. You were the one who
listened to me and tried to kill youself. Americans, I'm
afraid, are beginning to think that lawsuits solve all
problems(what ever happened to the day when violence
solved everything?), and hard working, hard thinking
Americans (like the one in figure 2.2, way above) are
having to pay for this. This is another cog in the
not-my-fault machine. The machine that produces such
great lawsuits as the one about gun manufacturers being
responcible for people killing other people, and did you
hear the one about where an alcoholic sued the beer
companies for "making" him that way? Or my
favorite, the guy-who-started-smoking and now wants money
from the tobbacco companies. Not that I'm for smoking,
<sarcasm>nothing calms me like inhaling burning
paper and tar into my lungs,
mmmmmmhackmmmmcough</sarcasm> but you people need
to take responcibility for your own actions. Its like
crying wolf, any time anyone sues stupidly because
someone looked at them funny, or because they took a joke
to serious, or anythin stupid, it makes the real
important cases, like REAL copyright infringment and
other issue that deserve a serious will be taken lightly
because of all the stupid shit people sue for. Either
that or, if whatever is infecting people to make them
like this spreads, it will be time to roll out the
salamanders and give firemen a new job. Hopefully I'm
just pessimistic instead of prophetic. The
End
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| Thing that
happened: |
Result: |
Conclusion
you should invariably draw: |
| Lady sues
Seanbaby because he used a picture of her. |
She looks stupid because she
is. |
You don't own
your physical presence in this world sorry kid, people
can see you free of charge. |
| Kids made fun
of me during middle school and 9th grade. |
I had sex with thier
girlfriends. |
Sex solves
self-esteem problems. |
| I talk about
the cell phone guy with the beard. |
He's going to kick my ass for
sure now. |
People with
beards are bad-asses. |
| Eminem gets
sued by his mother |
Eminem insults everyone. He gets his 15 minutes of
fame, kills himself along with 300 Japanese businessmen.
Noone misses him. |
Eminem is a
pussy. Insulting everyone around you pointlessly so you
can get money and sale records doesn't make you
"hardcore". Neither does swearing actually, but
I can't talk. |
| GLAAD get mad |
Gay people continue to look stupid. |
Joe will be
chased by a homosexual lynch mob before he distracts them
with Hostess(tm) brand fruit pie and excapes. |
| McDonalds
sued by coffee drinker |
Man served vodka in bar because he put back to many
expressos. |
Coffee is
glue for the soul. |
| 300 Japanese
people commit suicide. |
Avarage world penis lenth jumps. |
Samurais were
lethal and well-trained killers, but didn't get many
groupies. |
| People don't
take responcibility. |
End of the world as we know it. Everything goes down
hill from here. |
The tarot
card say you 'augt drop yo' man like turd from yo' hind
side girl! Madam Foozpuzesea knows! |
| After reading
a discussion on freespeech and music, Joe concludes
people are stupid. |
Nothing changed. |
Joe speaks
his mind in a smart way, useing profanity when usefull
and not being unnessesarily mean. |
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Reader confused, angry. Doesn't have anyone to tell
them how to think. |
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