Background: Newington, CT born and
raised. Graduated
from Newington High in 1994, and
UCONN in 2000.
�
Age: 26
Position(s): Winger / Goaltender
Left or Right Handed: Right Handed
(SI) Another in our series of interviews
with the Dragons. This time we cornered current forward and sometime goalie,
Doug Stewart.
(DS) As you know, I normally
don't do interviews, but I have decided to give you the world exclusive. I hope
the Dragon's website has enough power and bandwidth to handle the extreme
overload of hits that will occur after this is posted.
�
(SI) Doug, What is your hockey
background? Where did you cut your teeth?
(DS) Goofing around on the
high school tennis courts after school is where I got my start. After a
while, we decided to get
a team together for the first time in Bloomfield. We were awful, and we quickly
disbanded, but I liked it so much I decided to begin my lucrative free agent
career, and never looked back.
�
(SI) Favorite
Movie?�
(DS) MEMENTO
�
(SI) You are one of the few single guys on
the team, how is it that you don't have groupies attending your games?
(DS) When you sign on with the
Dragon's you have to realize that between the Carter Boys and the Connors
brothers, you are, at best, going to be fifth on the groupie totem pole. I can't
count the number of times I've been pushed aside by a young lady who wants to
get a better look at Dennis Connors. It's something I've learned to live
with.�
�
(SI) The Zoo has been around for a while but
is currently on hiatus, do you see them returning to the deck anytime soon?
(DS) The disbanded members of
the Zoo are all currently very happy with their new teams, but because we all
like each other so much, and have such a good time together, I am sure The Zoo
will be back and better than ever in the future.
�
(SI) Hockey Role Model:�
(DS) Jim Gaglione
�
(SI) Most memorable Dragon moment�
(DS) They're all good
(SI) You came to the Dragons as a goalie
and are now a winger/part-time center, how did this happen?
(DS) Although I completely
enjoyed my years as the Dragon's goalie, I got an itch that I just had to
scratch. I asked management if I could take a shot at scoring some goals, and
they were nice enough to give me a chance, and I hope that they are as happy
with the result as I am.
�
(SI) You still mind the nets for one
team; do you see your goalie days coming to an end anytime soon?
(DS) You can take the player
out of the goal, but you can never completely take the goalie out of the
player. 'Nough said.
�
(SI) You've played on many teams at PISA,
which one has been the most fun or memorable to play on and why?
(DS) The first season when
many of my Zoo teammates migrated the Dragons. That is when I had the best of
both worlds, and win or lose, I was having a blast.
(SI) Finally, When can we expect to see
you holding a book signing of your own hockey memoirs?
(DS) I don't have a book of
hockey memoirs planned, but I do have a scathing tell-all book coming out about
the completely corrupt inner workings of the Dragon franchise. From the
merchandise price gouging scam of 1998, to the mysterious disappearance of a
Dragons female intern in 2000, to the now infamous Carter Crackhouse Scandal,
all will be revealed in my new book, "Blood, Sex, and Little Orange Balls:
Tales of the Dek-Hockey Demons".
(SI) Well Doug where has the time gone? Thank you for this
rare and candid look at one of the most enigmatic Dragons. Look for more Dragon
Interviews coming soon.