We've come to prove that Louisville is no one horse town.

Just a couple of newlyweds still horsing around.

When Val hit the button, she got neither big bucks nor the Whammy.

Only at night do we come to life and woo lonely department store workers.

Proving that the bandanna is where the power is held, Gabriel would later do a crane kick to knock his horse into gear to win the All-Valley Derby.

"Okay, Granddady, I'm trying. Hold your horses!"

C'mon, Glue Stick, ride like Rosie O'Donnell's chasing you with a fork!

The museum video shows the customary Parade Of Overpriced Funny Hats before every big race.

Little did we know that two days later, the galaxy would be torn asunder as this mighty thoroughbred was sent to the great glue factory in the sky. Seriously, though, why death? Can't vets attach those cool wheels to horses' legs like they do for dogs?