Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!

Back in Skee's day, kids made their own birthday gifts, and they liked it!

Appearing at next year's Super Bowl halftime, two folks who won't cause any controversy!

Eye test alert! If you see two SpongeBobs, you need a vision exam.

Tired of the bitterness of Washington? With a kid this adorable as my running mate, I'm a shoo-in for the GOP nomination in '08!

A good landing is one that you can walk away from. A great landing is one where you can reuse the inflatable slide.

To enter Nate's domain, you must answer these questions three:
What color is blue?
Count to one.
Spell spell.
Give me cookies. (OK, not a question, but these are his rules, not mine.)

With the power of the blue bracelet, Dad can carry Nate without back pain all day long. Side effects include oohs and ahs from women and wet arm after said grandchild wets his diaper.