Dear God! Grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change, the courrage to change the things i cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today cause they pissed me off. And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the shit that I have to kiss tomorrow. Help me to always give me 100% at work... 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday and 5% on Friday. And help me to remember when am having a really bad day , and it seems that people are tryin to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscels to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to kiss my ass. |
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to God |
JMC |