| Cool Jokes |
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| Here are some funny jokes for you to enjoy... |
| !!Bubble Blowin Duckiez!! |
| Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn't do? Teacher: Of course not Boy: Good, coz I didn't do my homework |
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| How do you make a sausage roll? Push it |
| I've used up all my sick day, so i'm calling in dead |
| What is the difference between boogar and broccoli? Kids don't eat broccoli |
| How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? 5, one to do the work, and 4 others to say how they screwed it too |
| What's the difference between yo momma and the Titanic? The Titanic sank, and yo momma floated |
| Q: Why did Tigger stick his head down the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh! |
| For Sale: Two twin beds : One hardley used |
| Yo moma's so ugly, when you came home you was like Osama, Where's mah momma? |
| Three ducks were swimming in a pond after midnight and were arrested for trespassing. The next morning they were called to appear in court. The judge called in duck number one and said, "What were you doing in the pond after midnight" ? , "I was blowing bubbles", the judge then called in duck number two and asked him the same question, "Judge I was blowing bubbles", he then called duck nuber three and said "So let me guess, you were blowing bubbles too?"-- "No, I'm Bubbles" |
| Why did the blonde run out of shampoo? She kept following the instructions: Rinse, Lather, Repeat |
| Why fart and waste, When you can burp and taste |
| WHAT A MAN'S REALLY SAYING WHILE SHOPPING Yes That's nice Why do you ask when you aren't gonna listen anyway That one looks great on you You look like a Dinosaur I like that one better Pick any freak'n dress and lets go! Ah Huh quit blabbin' I don't think that blouse & that skirt go well together I'm gay It makes you look fat I'm stupid. |
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| Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms |