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:: A Profile ::
-= bite-sized bio for the rest of you =-

Really, a profile isn't going to give you an accurate picture of the whole story behind my life, but if you really insist...

Name: Gordon, or that's what people keep saying to get my attention.

Age: 12. Fine, 18 19 20. But I'll still try to get a children's admission ticket.

Gender: Alleged Composition: Frogs, snails, puppy dog tails

Birthday: First U.S. patent issued on this day in 1790

Race: Melanin Level: Medium (Take a guess.)

Height: 5'7" (apologies to the other 5.7 billion people in the world who use metric)

Weight: I would weigh 103 pounds on Uranus.

Hair: Under a black light, it almost looks blue.

Eyes: Iris Stroma Eumelanin Level: High (Take another guess.)

Eye Vision: Well, I can see the big E.

Sign/Zodiac/Stone/Flower: Leo; Year of the Ox; Ruby; Larkspur


Favorite...

Color: Green (Blue, until the end of high school)

Ice Cream: Coconut

Candy: Sour Punch

Comic Strip: Calvin and Hobbes

Sock: Left

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Fears: Your face scares me. =P Actually, my face scares me too.

Dream Car: The kind with wheels.

Jobs that looked cool as a child: Architect, Cartoonist, Inventor

If you could be someone else for a day who would it be?: A girl. Or you, so I can figure out why you read all this.


Please watch your step on the way out.

Profile Written: 2002 or 2001
Minor Edit: June 2005
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