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:: A Profile ::
Really, a profile isn't going to give you an accurate picture of the whole story behind my life, but if you really insist... Name: Gordon, or that's what people keep saying to get my attention.
Age: 12. Fine, Gender: Alleged Composition: Frogs, snails, puppy dog tails Birthday: First U.S. patent issued on this day in 1790 Race: Melanin Level: Medium (Take a guess.) Height: 5'7" (apologies to the other 5.7 billion people in the world who use metric) Weight: I would weigh 103 pounds on Uranus. Hair: Under a black light, it almost looks blue. Eyes: Iris Stroma Eumelanin Level: High (Take another guess.) Eye Vision: Well, I can see the big E. Sign/Zodiac/Stone/Flower: Leo; Year of the Ox; Ruby; Larkspur Favorite... Color: Green (Blue, until the end of high school) Ice Cream: Coconut Candy: Sour Punch Comic Strip: Calvin and Hobbes Sock: Left ... see related >> Fears: Your face scares me. =P Actually, my face scares me too. Dream Car: The kind with wheels. Jobs that looked cool as a child: Architect, Cartoonist, Inventor If you could be someone else for a day who would it be?: A girl. Or you, so I can figure out why you read all this. Please watch your step on the way out. Profile Written: 2002 or 2001 Minor Edit: June 2005 |