At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, even human beings. Little Johnny, a boy in the kindergarten class, seemed especially interested when they explained how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. Later in the week his Mother noticed him lying as though he were ill, and asked "Johnny, what is the matter?" Little Johnny responded, "I have a pain in my side, I think I am going to have a wife."
A father was at the beach with his children when his 4 year old daughter ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore where a seagull lay dead in the sand. "Daddy, what happened to him?" the little girl asked. "He died and went to heaven," the dad replied. The little girl thought a moment and then said, "Did God throw him back down?"
After Church, a little girl told the pastor, "When I grow up I am going to give you some money." "Well, thank you," the pastor replied, "But why?" "Because my daddy says your one of the poorest preachers we've ever had."
One snowy Christmas eve a family went out to church, unfortunately a robber broke into their house and went into the bedroom. He heard a voice say Jesus is wathcing you. The robber turned around and asked "who is there" there was a parrot and it said again Jesus is watching you. The robber asked what the parrots name was and the parrot replied "Noah". " Who would name there parrot Noah?" The robber asked.
The parrot replied with a smirk on it's beak, " the same people who named their 500 pound rotweiler Jesus!"
