(We see an announcer eating a yoghurt.)
Announcer: (seeing camera) Oh ... er ... oh ... urn! Oh!...er...
(shufflees paper) I'm sorry ... and now frontal nudity.
(Cut to tracking or hand-held shot down street, keeping up with extremely shabby man in long overcoat. His
back is to camera. He passes two pepperpots and a girl. As he passes each one he opens his coat wide. They
react with shocked horror. He does this three times, after the third time he turns to camera and opens his coat
wide. He has a big sign hanging round his neck, covenng his chest. It says 'boo '.)
(Cut back to announcer eating .Foghun. The colonel comes in and nudges him.)
Announcer: Oh, oh I'm sorry. I thought the film was longer.
(shuffling papers) Ah. Now Notlob, er, Bolton.
Series 1 Scripts