(On screen we see a caption: 'THE LLAMA')
(A Spanish guitarist and a dancer in traditional Spanish costume, followed by a caption on the screen :
'LIVE FROM GOLDERS GREEN'. Man enters and walks up to a life-size photo of a llama. He delivers the
following leaure in Spanish, with help from the guitarist and dancer, and superimposed subtitles.')
Man: (but in Spanish with subtitles m English) The llama is a quadruped
which lives in big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating honey. But it
is provided with fins for swimming.
Guitarist & Dancer: Llamas are larger than frogs.
Man: Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout:
Guitarist & Dancer: Look out, there are llamas!
(A Spanish Lady dressed in a spanish frock, enters on a moped she blows up a paper bag and bursts it. They
bow. Cut to exterior Ada's Snack Bar (a small cafe). Hand-held camera moves round the back to where an
announcer is seated at desk with an old-fashioned BBC microphone.)
Announcer: And now for something completely different -
A Man with a Tape Recorder up
his Nose.
Series 1 Scripts