Lumberjack Song
The cast:
- BARBER (LUMBERJACK)
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Michael Palin
- MOUNTIES
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Fred Tomlinson Singers
The sketch:
- BARBER:
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I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
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I sleep all night. I work all day.
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- MOUNTIES:
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He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
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He sleeps all night and he works all day.
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BARBER:
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I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
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I go to the lavatory.
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On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
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And have buttered scones for tea.
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MOUNTIES:
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He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
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He goes to the lavatory.
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On Wednesdays he goes shopping
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And has buttered scones for tea.
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He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
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He sleeps all night and he works all day.
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BARBER:
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I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
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I like to press wild flowers.
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I put on women's clothing
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And hang around in bars.
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MOUNTIES:
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He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
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He likes to press wild flowers.
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He puts on women's clothing
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And hangs around in bars?!
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He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
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He sleeps all night and he works all day.
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BARBER:
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I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
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Suspendies, and a bra.
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I wish I'd been a girlie,
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Just like my dear Mama.
- BARBER and MOUNTIES:
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I (He) cut(s) down trees. I (He) wear(s) high heels,
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Suspendies, and a bra?!
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BARBER:
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I wish I'd been a girlie,
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Just like my dear Mama!
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