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The cast:
- VOICE OVER
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Eric Idle
The sketch:
- (Shots of various cars with young ladies posing on them.)
Voice Over: Do you like this? Or how about this? Or perhaps you prefer this latest
model? Then why not come to us. We supply only the very best models. (a card saying 'Soho Motors 2nd floor
on a board with advertisement cards for 'Rita' etc.; cut to a restaurant) After the show why not visit the
La Gondola Restaurant. Just two minutes from this performance. The manager Mr Luigi Vercotti will be pleased to
welcome you and introduce you to a wide variety of famous Sicilian delicacies. (as Vercotti poses for the
camera policemen bundle his staff and several half-dressed girls through and out of the restaurant) Here
you can relax in comfort in friendly surroundings. Or if you wish, you may drink and dance till midnight. At the
La Gondola Restaurant you can sample all the spicy pleasures of the Mediterranean. The head waiter will be
pleased to show you his specialities. Or why not ask the cook for something really hot? (the police remove a
chef carrying an 8mm projector and film) Yes, for an evening you will never forget - it's the La Gondola
Restaurant, Chelsea, Parkhurst, Dartmoor and the Scrubs. (the police remove Mr Vercotti)
('Pearls for Swine' closing title.)
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