(Cut to a sign saying 'How to do it'. Music. Pull out to reveal a 'Blue
Peter' type set. Sitting casually on the edge of a dais an three presenters
in sweaters - Noel, Jackie and Alan - plus a large bloodhound.)
Alan: Hello.
Noel: Hello.
Alan: Well, last week we showed you how to become a gynaecologist. And
this week on 'How to do it' we're going to show you how to play
the flute, how to split an atom, how to construct a box girder
bridge, how to irrigate the Sahara Desert and make vast new areas
of land cultivatable, but first, here's Jackie to tell you all how to rid
the world of all known diseases.
Jackie: Hello, Alan.
Alan: Hello, Jackie.
Jackie: Well, first of all become a doctor and discover a marvellous cure
for something, and then, when the medical profession really starts
to take notice of you, you can jolly well tell them what to do and
make sure they get everything right so there'll never be any
diseases ever again.
Alan: Thanks, Jackie. Great idea. How to play the flute. (picking up a flute)
Well here we are. You blow there and you move your fingers up and down here.
Noel: Great, great, Alan. Well, next week we'Ll be showing you how black
and white people can live together in peace and harmony, and Alan
will be over in Moscow showing us how to reconcile the Russians
and the Chinese. So, until next week, cheerio.
Alan: Bye.
Jackie: Bye.
(Children's music.)