(Showbiz music, cut to a big sign saying 'It's'. Pull out to reveal glossy spangly, opulent showbiz set.
Two extrodinary famous guests sitting on sofas)
Announcer's Voice: Tonight from London your special guests are Lulu, Ringo Starr and the man you've all
been waiting for - your host for tonight......
(More music. The I'ts man, tattered and ragged as usual, emerges onto set)
Lulu: Love the outfit dear, it's gorgeous
It's Man Hello, good evening, welcome. It's.......
(The signiture tune and opening animated titles start. the It's man, still visible through the titles, tries vainly to stop them. The guests
walk off in disgust. The I's man tries to drag them back. Failing, he sits down as the music ends. Fade out)
Series 3 Scripts