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"I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet its hard to pronounce."
"I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant."
"I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth."
"It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off."
"I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter."
"At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits."
"Don't get your knickers in a knot .. nothing is solved and it only makes you walk funny"
"Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."
1.
When you say, "I'm sorry", look the person in the eye.
People
will believe anything if you look them in the
eye.
2. Believe in love at first sight.
Believe in leprechauns, for that matter.
3. Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.
They are
infested with demons that must be banished.
4. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct
it. Unless no one knows that you're responsible for it; then it's probably best
to lie low and wait for it to blow over.
5.
Spend some time alone. Your friends will appreciate it.
6. Remember that silence is sometimes the best
answer, especially if the
question is "Any volunteers?"
7. Trust in God but lock your car.
Although God could probably get into
your car if He really wanted to.
8. In disagreements with loved ones, deal with the current situation. Don't bring up the past, like you did last spring, and don't you dare deny it. Maybe you don't remember how you're always bringing up the past, but I do!
9.
Remember that your character is your destiny. Uh-oh.
I created this picture from a Dallas Stars postcard and a photo program. Two coworkers had a bet on who would win the Redwing/Dallas game on October 31st, 2001. The loser had to bake cookies for the winner, I was inspired to rub it in some more.
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