To the usual suspect character, the lovely and talented A.L.

 

LOVE THING FOR YOU – In which various people riff on the whole concept of crushes, romantic misunderstandings, embarrassing obsessions, etc. – all the things that make Love so exciting and nauseating at the same time…(NOTE: In progress - will change very soon...)

 

LOOKING FINE ON TELEVISION – Nothing says contempt more than current network programming, so here are a few more idiotic suggestions…though, hey! once you become a tiresome old married couple, you may spend many a night snuggling out of force of habit in front of the blue screen…

 

MESSAGE FOR YA, MESSAGE FOR YA – For reasons too numerous to go into here, Mark E Smith rarely comes to mind in regards to romance…but I ‘love’ him, anyway (got a thing for bad boys with smart mouths – what can I say?) and look to him for counsel (sad, really…)

 

THE PERFECT POETRY/LITERATURE, FLOWERS, CLOTHES AND MOOD MUSIC FOR COMMITTING CRIMES AGAINST NATURE  - Tim provides a recipe for a romantic evening (and suggests you check for the presence of milk, gluten and arsenic, as he is not the world’s most attentive cook…) :) (revised June 12, 2004 to include STRAPPED DOWN TO THE POETRY CHAIR from Issue 13) (print only))

 

RECORDS I SHARE NEEDLES WITH, CDS I ATTACK WITH LASERS (IN A LOVING AND PLAYFUL WAY) AND BOOKS WHOSE SPINES I LOVINGLY CARESS – Well, I think the title sums it up with what passes for clarity in my muddled, anti-social way… (revised June 12, 2004 with IN YOUR OWN PRIVATE LIBRARY and TUNIES from Issue 13 (print only))

 

 

DEEP THROAT THOUGHTS – Some meditations on marriage, mostly… (revised on June 12, 2004 to include RANDOM OBSERVATIONS FROM A FRECKLE ARMED "CANADIAN" from Issue 13 (print only))