PONYBOYS #12
FEBRUARY-MAY, 2004
To the usual suspect
character, the lovely and talented A.L.
LOVE THING FOR YOU – In which various people riff on the whole concept of crushes,
romantic misunderstandings, embarrassing obsessions, etc. – all the things that
make Love so exciting and nauseating at the same time…(NOTE: In progress - will change very soon...)
LOOKING FINE ON
TELEVISION – Nothing says contempt more than
current network programming, so here are a few more idiotic suggestions…though,
hey! once you become a tiresome old married couple, you may spend many a night
snuggling out of force of habit in front of the blue screen…
MESSAGE FOR YA,
MESSAGE FOR YA – For reasons too numerous to go into
here, Mark E Smith rarely comes to mind in regards to romance…but I
‘love’ him, anyway (got a thing for bad boys with smart mouths – what can I
say?) and look to him for counsel (sad, really…)
THE PERFECT
POETRY/LITERATURE, FLOWERS, CLOTHES AND MOOD MUSIC FOR COMMITTING CRIMES
AGAINST NATURE - Tim provides a recipe for a romantic
evening (and suggests you check for the presence of milk, gluten and arsenic,
as he is not the world’s most attentive cook…) :) (revised June 12, 2004 to include STRAPPED DOWN TO THE POETRY CHAIR from Issue 13) (print only))
RECORDS I SHARE NEEDLES
WITH, CDS I ATTACK WITH LASERS (IN A LOVING AND PLAYFUL WAY) AND BOOKS WHOSE
SPINES I LOVINGLY CARESS – Well, I think the title sums it up with what passes for
clarity in my muddled, anti-social way… (revised June 12, 2004 with IN YOUR OWN PRIVATE LIBRARY and TUNIES from Issue 13 (print only))
DEEP THROAT
THOUGHTS – Some
meditations on marriage, mostly… (revised on June 12, 2004 to include RANDOM OBSERVATIONS FROM A FRECKLE ARMED "CANADIAN" from Issue 13 (print only))