If you must go, then go to one of these sites. Or Hell. Whatever you want.
Seanbaby.com: Now Over 25 Million Faces Rocked!
The Wu-Name Generator: Wu Are You?
8-Bit Theater: The power of evil compels you!
Something Positive: Hot Asians, a boneless cat, and the hero is a geek. Love it.
Scary-Go-Round: Often, the crow of genius perches on the branch of insanity.