Tusi bade hi gr8 ho, rasgulle ki pl8 ho, pepsi ka cr8 ho, ande ka oml8 ho, sms karne me bare l8 ho, jalebi ki tarah str8 ho, kher jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho.

One day Raja and Rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached Raja without any message. He got angry and called Rani. She replied, "stupid, this was a missed call".

What happened 2 ur mobile? I was trying 2 call u but I got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network, D monkey u r trying 2 call is on tree plz try again later.

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins.

When I am not messaging u it does not mean that I have forgotten u, I am just giving u time to MISS ME!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, Monkeys like you, are kept in the Zoo

You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and I am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always…

Duniya main 3 chezee kabhi bhi aa sakti hai …paisa… …mout… …aur… … aur… …aur… mera SMS..

Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana.. ager wo so rahi ho tu shor mat machana, jab wo jage tu dheere say MUSKURANA phir khana KUNJUS sms karoo!

When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.