Fellow drone "Karl" and I figured out exactly what this means:
1. The writer's teachers, essentially, SUCKED. (Karl)
2. Sam Walton sucks. (Weez)
3. Sam is a mass. (Karl)
4. Mass = heavy thinker. (Karl)
5. Heavy thinker(?)=Hitler. (Karl)
6. Hitler = Satan. (Weez)
7. Hitler = Crazy. (Karl)
8. Therefore, Sam Walton=crazy satanic Hitler. or, the anti-christ
Later, the observation was made about the title "Wal*Mart Today." See, the "O" in "today" is the earth. So:
1. Wal-Mart is nicknamed "wally world" (karl)
2. Walls were built around concentration camps (weez)
3. Hitler = Satan (as previously established)
4. Satanic worship = World Mart (Karl)
5. World Mart = Earth in O in "Wal-Mart Today" (Karl)
6. "WORLD taken over by "WORLD MART" (Karl/Weez)
7. World Mart was original name, but later changed as to be inconspicuous to victims..er.. shoppers.(Karl)
Another article discusses Leadership, and features a picture of Sam in a break room eating a feast.
1. People must EAT to live.
2. Live = EVIL backwards (Karl)
3. Sam Walton=Evil
Turning to "REAL Stories of Loss Prevention", the story is called "Instant Reaction." On the opposite page are Wal-Mart National Champion "truck drivers."
1. Death = Instant reaction (Karl)
2. Flames = bombs (weez)
3. Wings = airplane (Weez)
4. "Truck drivers" = pilots (weez)
5. Pilots + airplanes + bombs = instant reaction:
6. Wal*Mart takes over the world and becomes WORLD MART.